The Spanish Fly Invasion of Bikini Bottom

Chapter 1: Wet Dreams

It was a wet night in Bikini Bottom. Just above the sea two drug smugglers were shipping the biggest load of Spanish fly imaginable. Their hopes and dreams of cashing on the forbidden lustful stuff however came to an abrupt end, when a police boat spotted them. They knew that they couldn't escape from them, so they dropped everything they had into the sea bellow. And so the barrels of the kinky substance sank to the bottom of the sea, opening due to the pressure one by one, mixing with the surrounding water and spreading all over the sea bottom, which just happened to be the town of Bikini Bottom. The inhabitants had no clue what they were subjected to during their wet dreams.

SpongeBob woke up and noticed that something is really weird. Not only did he feel strange unknown to him feelings from the second he woke up, he also noticed that the strange thing that appears in the corner every morning no longer says TV-Y7, but TV-MA.

"What could this mean?" asked SpongeBob, before noticing that Garry was humping his morning wood. Spongebob gasped, he looked stunned at Gary as he was spazing and realeasing whitsing musky slime all over his manhhoof. Seeing this scene of utter blasphemy between an owner and pet is schokicng, but Spongebob was even more schocked by realizing that he enjoys the ordeal, way more than he should have. He slowly moved his arms towards Garry, touching the stickly cum like substance. He started licking it and enjoyed it very munch. Garry started squrting all over the room, covering every square centimeter with goo. The inside of the pineapple was never this shiny before. Spongebob was very dazed after the morning and barely forced himself out of the cum covered Haus. He . He had big problems keeping his mansnake in the pants. He then looked to hisleft and saw Squdward lookin gayer then evah. He wore purple fish net stockings, yellow stripped high heels, a sparkling red feather boa, a neon yellow gothic Lolita wig, pink handcuffs, a green dildo in his left hand and a pink whip in his right. He looked as fabulous as Milo Yiannopoulos.

Spongebob's cock got arrousaed by this display of twink s&m faggortry and his hot dog got up and hit spongebob in the nose, spreading pubic lice all over his face.

"Oh Squiddy, I never would have guessed that I'd develop such feelings for you" said Spongebob with jumping joy in his ball sack.

"I'm not Squiddy, SPongebob. Please refer to my new name, which is Dickward. Everyone decided to rename themselves. You should also do that or I might have to spank you.

"But I wanto be spanked!" said SPongebob energetically.

"In that case, present your bare butt to me this instand"

Spongebob did that and the spankin seassion began. Spank, spank went the squid, shaking up the lazy sponge's ass, like the earthquakes do japan.

The spanking was raugh, but sponges don't have bones, so the intense dildo and cockslapping only caused his petite cheeks to bend and bow, bend and bow, my fair lady.

Dickward's tentacles moved into the sponges many holes giving Spongebob an internal orgasm. Who would have guessed that tentacle porn could be this effin gooooood.

Half way through SPongebob asked Dickward to start sanking him with the spatula he use at work and Dickward imidately did that, carefully therapeutically calculating where and how hard to spank Spogebobs butt cheeks, so that the enormous amount of buttpimples and anal abscesses also gets removed during the spankin session. Sponegebob was pleasd with, since he was often scratching his butt cheeks with the spatula. The blistered butt acne is the special ingredient aroma that makes the crabby patty so irresistibly good.

During the highpoint of the spankhaton spongebob started gasping and bitin for air, like a thirsty k9, until CRUNCH. Spongebob bit the top of Dickawad's penis off.

"Ouch, you circumcised little dickawrd. Cried dickward" knowing that due to missing the most nerve filled part of his manhood, he'll never have really good top sex again.

Spongebob didn't know that squids had extendable dischargeable penises, but he now knows that calamari is delicious.

Dickward cried. Now he can no longer do a masturbation with his bare tentacle, cause it would give him carpet burns. "Damnation. I became a victim of the procedure prude religious nutcases like Mr. Kelloggs pushed, which kill more male babies yearly in the US than sudden infant death syndrome. Why do these cretins want to ruin the sex life of everyone? Mr. Kellogs' never consummated in his marriage and even spent his honeymoon working on one of his anti-sex books. He and his wife kept separate bedrooms and adopted all of their children. He said that sex with your wife was bad, but masturbation was even worse. So to fight it, that dimwhite started saying that hair starts growing on your hands and you get bald if you touch yo wiener. And when that didn't work he invented corn flakes, since he believed that eating something so plain would nullify the desire to touch one's ding dong. But no, after the stupidity of all that he began advocating for mutilating penises and that stupid tradition still doesn't want to DIIIIEEEEEEEE"

Dickward kept on ranting and raving and jumping up and down, not realizing that the blood fountain from his dick is spraying all over the place, invecting the ground with a microflora of STDs.

Spongebob comforted the depreesed octopus. "Look at the bright side. You got it for free. Some parents actually pay doctors to do this to their boys and then convince them it's because of hygiene"

"Hygiene? That makes as much sense as tearing your teeth and fingernails off, cause they might get dirty. Yust was yo ass fucking private parts you lazy third world country levin dingbats. " cried the now impotent squid.

"Actually, many people in the united states of Amerikkka do that too" said spongy.

"Which is why they're the laughing stock of the western world" concluded Dickward, filling in the informative learning quota of today's episode.

Squidward walkedto his job with much depression in his guts, crying tears of agony, while stopping the massive bloodening with canned bread.

Spongebob was cleaning the blood penis particles out of his teeth when one of a sudden Patrick Porn Star was standing behind Spongebob. He grew chest hair that was so thick that one could mistake it for a carpet sample. The hair extended right down to his feet. One could mistake him as the result of a one night stand between Ron Jeremy and a bigfoot woman. It came as no surprise that he also wore a fedora. On top of that he also smoked a cigar laced with seaweed.

"Hey Spongebum, Mr. Crabby Pimp hired me to work in his reformed business.

Sandy arrieved and was asking "What the hell is going on in here? Has everyone gone insane?". Right ater that Patrick started touching her buttocks. "How dare you, you neaderthalic smelly pig"

She kicked Patrick into the face, shattering his mandible, exposing the enormous tuberculosis and pus covered cysts hiding in it. Thankfully salt has antimicrobial properties, resulting in Patrick life threatening condition to be cured.

"Ouch that hurts" said Patrick, while headbutting the chimpkunks headglobe with 6 mega joules of kinetic energy.

Sandy gasped, as she realized her glass was brakening in fronmt of hers. "Help me" she screamed while the glas completely broke, shattering all over her face, penetrating her auditory canal and getting stuck in her vestibular nerve. Sandy ran out of aire and started swallowing water. She was just about to drown as the effects of the lustful water kicked in, overdriving the need to breath with the need to breed, meaning she didn't need to breathe anymores.

"Oh Patrick, I have the sudden urge for some serious poon pounding" said the furry wet redneck prerry dog. Sandy quickly spread her legs apart, just like Madonna does it at every concert, exposing her hairy flappy vulva. Patrick didn't hesitate sticking his never washed peen inside Sandy's southern rose bud, thrusting In the poon while squizzing the tiny three nipples on Sandy's chicken breasts. They haded sex and during it, Sandy started yodeling in a very erotic way, while rockin a MAGA hat on her glass covered head. There's nothing that could pleasure a texas gal more than getting fucked by a smelly mental pygmy man while drinking from three beer bottles at the same time, so she did that while she called her daddy to organize her shotgun wedding. She finally discovered her pure cattle ropin', horse ridin' Texas roots.

Spongebob hapilly watched the ecstatic session, whille eating popcorn that was dipping into the love-slime from before on his crotch.

One of a sudden a big manly hands grabbed spongebob from behind, covering his mouth and dragging him away. Sandy and Patrick were too busy penetrating each otter, to notice that their friend was kidnapped.