Heya people. This is my story, "Oh Dear." Enjoy!

"Oh my god! Do YOU want wonton soup??!!!?! I want wonton soup! Want wonton! Hahaha! Doesn't that sound FUNNY!?! Want wonton! Want wonton! Want wonton! I'm going to go make some Ramen noodles! Because that's the only thing I can make! Well, unless it's something that can be made in a microwave… Or peirogies... or PastaRoni... Oh my god!!! Do you see that?! That's the color GGGRRREEEEEENNN!!! On that tree! Wow! That's amazing! Amazing! AMazing! AMAzing! AMAZing! AMAZIng! AMAZINg! AMAZING! I wish tree leaves were purple and orange. or pink and green. or pink and brown. or- Oh my god, like, Iggy! You have, like, HAIR! I have hair! And so does Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Ari, Max 2, Jeb, Anne, Sam, Lissa, Ella, Dr. Martinez, and, and, and, so does, like, other PEOPLE! Or other NOT people, you know, like, us! I wonder if I could light Lissa's hair on fire... or ice... then she wouldn't have hair! wow! Do you want homemade chocolate chip cookies, right now, right here, or twenty years ago? Hey! Let's go to CANAD-oof!" Max fell to the ground. "Cheap meds... heehee Madagascar... like nascar but with madag instead of n... wonder ponder... pilates pirates... wishful wistful...." She mumbled. Fang held his giant tangerine crayon up in triumph! Unfortunately, this and the fact that Max had just gone crazy and started rambling caused the rest of the flock to stare at them in horror and shock! GASP!

"Fang, um… why did you hit knock out Max? And why was Max, so, hyper?" Nudge said.

"Well, you see Nudge, It all started about twenty four minutes and twelve seconds ago…"

"Me and Max were just, like, flying around, you know, like, flappityflapflap, when suddenly she cried out in pain or something, and landed in front of Kroger's. Still, like, crying like an insane avian American, she went inside and was all, Oh –sob- My GOD!! Like, where's the –sob- sugar? To some guy named something. But I don't really know, because I'm not all omniscient and stuff… and I didn't ask. Anyway, the guy told her, and then she ran over to the sugar, and like, took it all. And then she flew out of the store, and her wings mysteriously vanished. So she fell in a tree, and was, like, killing the sugar! And then she ate it all. So, yeah!" When Fang finished his story, Iggy went up to him and started to give him potatoes. But it turned out that Fang is ALLERGIC! To potatoes. So Fang died…

"OH MY GOD! IGGY! YOU KILLED FANG! LET'S DO A HAPPY DANCE, RUN AWAY, FALL IN LOVE, AND GET MARRIED!" Nudge said.

"Like, YEAH!" Said Iggy. But then they died too because of rabid fan girls who were supporters of Figgy and Fudge. But isn't that kinda weird? They like BOTH Figgy and Fudge. Interesting....

So anyway, Gazzy died, and then Angel died, like, somehow. Be creative or something. And then Max killed herself because Fang was dead. And her last words were "FFFAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!1"

THE END!!!!!

Noo! wait!!!!!!

Then they all came back to life, but sadly they were smushed to death by avocados.