A/N
Hehe, this was also inspired by the video from the official Muppets YouTube involving Constantine wishing everybody a Merry Christmas, so one thing led to another in my head but hope you enjoy.
This might become a series of stories involving Constantine and his friend Matt, who he hangs out with besides Deadly but in this first one, it's the holidays, so Constantine is hanging out with Matt because Kermit asked him to, plus Deadly is hanging out there too, so they meet.
"Come to me, shiny ornaments off the tree!" a familiar Russian sounding voice said.
It belonged to none other than Constantine, master thief and the world's most dangerous frog who was hanging out with his human friend, Matt but was being his usual self, eyeing the ornaments on the holiday tree hearing footsteps hiding the ornaments under his hooded cloak, hearing footsteps.
"Hey, what happened to the tree, did you get grabby with the decorations?" Matt asked.
He noticed that Constantine's cloak looked a little big, seeing something peeking out, taking it out seeing it was one of the ornaments from his tree, making Constantine blush.
"You're lucky that it isn't Christmas Eve yet,or that Santa won't bring you gifts." Matt told him, putting the ornaments onto the tree again hoping that was the only mischief, that Constantine was planning tonight p,us he had made a video, uploaded it to YouTube without Matt seeing.
He was always hanging out with Matt, since Kermit had asked him to keep an eye on Constantine during the holidays, since Deadly was in his attic in the Vogel house so would not cause much trouble, moreso Constantine would get into trouble left alone.
"I like shiny things, and bling, remember?" Constantine to,d him.
"Yes I know, but keep it under control, alright, as Deadly is being really quiet." Matt said.
This made Constantine curious, as he heard stories about Deadly, but never met him so was going up into the attic, before Matt had the chance to stop him, hearing growl like snoring, climbing up there, seeing it looked like a house up here feeling how warm it was seeing a certain light blue scaled male asleep in a chair wearing a fardigan, plus saw a book on his face, making Constantine grin removing the book, seeing Deadly begin to stir.
"Huh, Imust've fallen asleep reading again, but hope I haven't been bothering Matt, with my noises." he muttered.
"Nope, he was yelling at me, because I tried swiping the tree ornaments." Constantine said making him surprised.
He remembered Matt saying, that Constantine was staying for the holidays, or Kermit had bugged him to, seeing the master thief looking around, curious as to why the Phantom of the Muppets was living here.
"Your cousin kicked me out of my attic home a while ago, and when Matt found out, he let me stay here, a dragon can't sleep on the streets-" Deadly told him, seeing Constantine curious.
"Deadly you alright, is a certain Bad Frog up there with you?" he heard Matt say.
"Yeah, he's up here, but it's alright." Deadly replied as they were coming down, since dinner was ready, but Deadly saw some of the Christmas tree ornaments not in the right places, guessing Constantine had did that, putting them back where they belonged making Matt grin knowing how organised the dragon male was seeing him setting the table.
Constantine was drinking soda but making noises, making Matt shake his head, plus Deadly gave the master thief a look, making Constantine wonder what was wrong.
"Just drink quietly, alright, Constant?" Matt said to him.
It was Christmas Eve morning, and both Deadly and Constantine were up, making pancakes for themselves, plus had made extra for Matt when he woke up, well Deadly was making the pancakes because there was no way he or Matt were going to let Constantine use the stove, knowing chaos or a fire would start making the master thief sigh.
"You're a dragon, don't you breathe fire, or set off the smoke alarms?" Constantine told him just as Matt walked in, smelling pancakes relieved that Deadly was cooking, because he trusted him, more than Constantine using his appliances.
"Merry Christmasyou two, as Christmas is tomorrow, you know?" Matt told them.
"Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too, Matt." Constantine muttered as they got it, because Santa always missed the gulag on Christmas Eve but he was helping Santa make up for that, along with Deadly plus the other day, he and Deadly had made cookies.
"Hey, maybe the man with the bag might surprise you, Constant." Matt told him."Maybe Matt, but I'm not hoping you know?" Constantind replied putting chocolate syrup on them making Deadly grin, knowing the mischievous male had a lot of energy, plus it was heavily snowing giving Matt an idea, because he knew that Constantine loved snow being from Siberia impressing Deadly.
Constantine was going outside after eating breakfast, surprising Deadly because he thought that being from Siberia, Constantine would be used to seeing snow, plus Matt hoped that the master thief wouldn't catch cold hearing his and Deadly's phones go off answering but Deadly had to go tend to Piggy, which Matt got hearing snowballs hit the Windows.
"Oh hey Matt, I'm just having snow fun, but where's Deadly going?" Constantine said to him.
"He had an errand to do, and good you're having fun, as it's a good outlet, for your energy." Matt told him.
He was letting him be, going back inside, wrapping gifts, knowing tomorrow would be fun, excited to see Constantine and Deadly's reactions when they saw that Santa had indeed visited the house, humming to himself almost done so would wait until later after he got Constantine to sleep so would make him hot chocolate, as that might make him sleepy enough, to go to bed.
He noticed that it was getting colder outside, after going to check on Constantine, so was bringing him inside, even though he was not very happy about that, as he was having fun, so was seeing him drink eggnog with brandy in it as Matt knew he liked cocktails from what Kermit had told him, so hoped that the holidays would go well, but heard him chuckling doing impressions.
"Yep, Kermit told me about this, which is funny, you know?" Matt told him seeing aConstantine grin with pride at that, because he knew people enjoyed his impressions hoping Christmas would go well, since on Christmas Eve in the gulag, he and the others would sing holiday songs along with telling stories but having fun, so he would miss that this year giving aMatt ideas.
"What're you planning, Matt?" Constantine asked, seeing him smirk.
"Nothing, so don't worry, alright?" Matt replied to him, seeing a text from Deadly, saying he would be back really, really late making Matt get it, but this might be a good thing, and ordering in because he did not feel like cooking besides the fact it was Christmas Eve.
"Yeah, Deadly has to deal with my cousin, besides diva pig, you know?" Constantine told him.
"Yeah, but we can hang out, you know?" Matt told him, seeing him amused, seeing the stockings hung by the chimney including ones for him and Deadly, making Matt grin because it was cute, seeing him watching the Grinch, as that special fitted with the master thief hoping that Constantine would never try, to stealChristmas.
"Yeah, Kermit would flip out, plus Nadya would blow a fuse, if I tried that." Constantine said to him, while they were on the couch.
Later around midnight, Constantine was still awake, so Matt was making hot chocolate so that Constantine would go to sleep so was adding mini marshmallows into the mug, seeing the master thief drinking up enjoying it, feeling a little sleepy from all the snow fun from earlier, zoning out making Matt grin taking Constantine to his room tucking him into bed.
That later morning, Constantine began to stir, realising it was Christmas morning, rubbing sleep from his eyes going downstairs to see if maybe Santa had put stuff either in his stocking or under the tree, like Matt had been saying tne last few days to him and Deadly even though Matt was not awake yet.
"Whoa there, we have to wait, until Matt wakes up' before we can open gifts, alright?" Deadly said, drinking coffee plus had put a protection spell on the tree and the gifts so that Constantine would not be tempted to open any gifts, before Matt woke up which made the master thief annoyed.
"Alright, I'll wait, but surprised that Santa left gifts, you know?" Constantine told him.
After a while, Matt woke up going downstairs, seeing both Constantine and Deadly up, so we're opening gifts impressing Constantine and Deadly since Santa stiffed them when it came to Christmas morning, making Matt chuckle, saying that Santa must have cut them slack this year seeing Deadly agree, grinning like a Chesire cat.
