A/N- Two thank yous. One to whoever chose this song as the theme song for Psych, it is perfect. And the other to you for reading. So thank you!
Dear Diary,
Allow me to tell you a very important fact about myself.
I live in a world of gray. There is black and there is white, but between them, boom, you have gray. Most people live in one or the other, but not me. After all, rules are made to be broken. Or at least, rules are made to be bent. Because for every rule, or law, or guideline, there is a loophole. You just need to know how to find them. Rules of society aren't very specific. There is a hell of a lot of obscurity when you read between the lines.
Another thing.
I tend to act childish sometimes. Because what is the point of acting like an adult. I am a freakin' fake psychic. Not very adult like if you ask me. Yet I have solved more than a hundred cases for the SBPD. Hmm hmm. Lassie can't say that can he? No, he can't! So what is the point? Where does it get you? If you ask my Dad, I'm sure he'll give you the maturity speech, how his son never measured up, never earned respect, blah, blah, blah. Don't listen to him. He's really proud of me, he just won't admit it.
There is more than one answer to every question. So even when your right, your still wrong. Which is where I come in. I point out where the mistakes are. And I love to do it. It's like listening to the same song again and again. Habit makes you predictable. Lassie should have already learned that. It would have saved him a lot of slashed tires, and uncalled for pizza dilveries, and that one murder of every plant in his garden, not that I am admiting to anything.
Why start out slow when you can just jump to a conclusion and work your way back. Example- Murder. Answer- The wife/ lover/ butler/ maid/ husband/ cook did it. My theory works every time. And if it doesn't, then I still solve the case quicker than Lassie does. Why bother to crawl, or walk, when you can just as easily run? I mean really? Does anyone see a point there? Good, neither do I.
Love Always,
Shawn
