Disclaimer: Really? You think I own anything but this poem? I'm flattered, but really, I only own the poem.
Author's Note: ¬_¬ I'm not on a poetry writing craze at alllllll… No, ignore the fact that the last four things (this one included) I've written are poems. That's all an illusion…
I'm not trapped in Bluebell for another day.
I'm not missing New York like crazy.
I'm not suffering through the game's Wade and I play,
Although his poker face is starting to get a little lazy.
I might actually win the next time.
This morning I didn't wake up
Thinking about this town in rhyme.
I do not, during my weak moments, drink boxed wine from a cup.
My mother would be so disappointed while Dad…
…Doesn't really care. Jerk.
I promised my mother I wouldn't get mad
At him, and I don't. It's just… The feelings… Well, they lurk.
I am best friends with Lavon Hayes,
Greatest mayor in the world. Ever.
He is my conscience some days…
And his jokes… They can be really clever.
Still can't stand Wade much…
Yet. Maybe I won't ever, but…
No. No, I won't let that thought be my emotional crutch.
Wade's what I always thought he was: A giant nut.
They have no bagels here,
And the coffee is not right.
The nearest mall is far from near,
And there are way too many animals that talk at night.
George understands why I miss New
York, but he's with Lemon, so I keep my distance…
Unlike Harley. Creeper. Did he consider what I would go through
When I came here? For instance-
No, never mind that.
I guess when I think about it…
The town it… Well, it doesn't fall so flat
When I consider the good bits…
The weather's always beautiful here,
And I never have to worry about catching a cab.
I feel like the goals here are always clear,
And sleep is easy to nab.
So, maybe Bluebell isn't so horrible,
I might grow to like it a lot.
And while Wade being annoying is incurable,
Bluebell's charm is not.
Reviews are lovely, just like BlueBell. ^_^
Flames aren't. Period.
If you have a flame, please direct them all at my secretary, Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness's very own proto. Just, um… Locate them first. Check the air vents. O.o Most common hiding place for them.
