A/N Hey Guys! Wolfy here! It's my first BTR fanfiction and I really want to know how you guys like it! Anyways, ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Big Time Rush. Neither Show nor Band (I wish XD)

Claimer: I do own this story and Sapphire.

" Oh you're such a turd! Oh Yeah a giant turd! And you like a turd and you smell like a turd!"

Everyone heard that from around the theatre where the auditions were being held. I looked up from the book I had in my hands. I was wondering what was going on in there. I guess Gustavo was being a big turd by the sounds of the kid in there singing. To me, he sounded good.

"814... You better be good or you are probably going to get your head cut off." A small girl came out to tell me that I had to get in there. This was my chance.

"So your name is Sapphire huh?" Gustavo said with a cup gripped firmly in his hand for tension release but it didn't sound like it was helping.

"Yes. That is my name." I said with a slight trmeble in my voice. My full name is Sapphire Shay Baines.

"WELL I DON'T CARE! JUST PICK SOMETHING TO SING!"

"Yes sir!" I said with a salute. I had a knack for doing things to piss people off. Because of this he threw a cup of coffee on the ground.

"Okay I'll sing!" I said clearing my throat.

"It's been said and done

Every beautiful thought's been already sung,

And I guess right now here's another one.

So your melody will play on and on

With the best of 'em.

You are beautiful

Like a dream come alive

Incredible

Sinniful

Miracle

lyrical

You saved my life again.

And I want you to know baby.

I, I love you like a love song baby.

I, I love you like a love song baby

I, I love you like a love song baby

And I keep 'peatin repeat- peat- peat- peat- peat- peatin.

I, I love you like a-"

"Okay! We get it! You love me like a love song!" Gustavo said with a harsh tone while his assistant, which I haven't got to know the name of yet, was writing something down.

"So... what did you think?" I said after a few seconds pause.

"It was good... BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Maybe you should call the guy before you because you two have no talent!"

"I was good! and so was the two guys before me! Maybe You're the one that isn't good enough! Maybe you're the one with no talent, Mister "I haven't had a hit in 10 years!'"

"It was nine years ago!" He yelled back at me.

I just rolled my eyes and threw the cup of coffee that was laying on the ground at him and ran away as a security guard attacked me and drug me away.

"Kelly... Do you think she had the fire just like the guy before?" Gustavo asked.

"I think so but you were really harsh on her. She has the voice along with the other."

"Kelly! Find me there addresses and lets contact them immediately!"

20 minutes later

"Hehe... Hi mom... Hi Dad... Do you remember the Christmas when I bought you guys a cruise for two days? Good times... I love you!"

"Get in the house..." My dad said with an evil look on his face.

"Yes sir..." I ran in the house and into a corner of the room, face first in the corner. I knew I was going to get it.

"Sapphire... Why are you in the corner? I just wanted to know why you were taken home by the police." My Mom said with a small laugh.

I slowly came out of the corner laughing about my stupidity in going in the corner. I always had the knack to do stupid things... Mainly to just piss people off.

"So you're not going to yell at me?" I said with stupid grin on my face.

"No. Kendall's mom called and told me the story and wants you to go their house." My dad told me.

"Wait a minute! How did Kendall know?" I asked.

"The same thing happened to Kendall, James, Logan, and Carlos. We will talk later. Go on over and be back soon." My mom finished.

"Alright. Bye!" I said while slamming the door behind me and hearing a crash behind me and my parents yelling.

I ran as fast as I could across the street to Kendall's house to avoid being dragged into the house again. I knocked a few times and Katie opened the door. I ran right past her and accidently jumped right onto Logan.

"Sorry Logan! Didn't see you there." I said quickly before finding a place on the floor.

"You never do!" He said. I just laughed and snorted while covering my mouth really fast. Everyone laughed at me and I got really serious.

"Okay so what did Gustavo tell you?"

"Wait, how did you know about that?" Kendall said to me.

"Because your mom told my mom and dad. So what did he say?"

"Well he made Logan cry..." I started laughing hard and everyone except Logan joined in.

"Hahahahahaha! *clears throat* sorry. Please continue."

"Carlos ticked him off by farting into the microphone."

"Nice job!" I said while giving Carlos a high five. He put his helmet on and started laughing.

"He told James he had no talent and I told him he was a giant turd and sang a so-"

"Wait! That was you guys?" I said with a surprised look on my face.

"Sapphire. What are you talking about?" James asked.

"I was in the audition! I was right after you guys!" I said surprisingly.

"What did he tell you?" Logan nudged me with his foot trying to get my attention. I looked up and smiled at the memory of earlier.

"Oh it was hilarious! He told me I had no talent after I ticked him off and sang really good. Then I yelled back and called him "Mister 'I haven't had a hit in 10 years'" He threw a coffee cup on the floor and I picked it up and threw it back at him! It hit him in the face! But then I was dragged out by security guards and taken home just to tell my parents a memory to make the situation better." I finished with a smile.

"I want to hear this Giant turd song!" Katie said.

"Oh You're such a turd. Oh Yeah a giant turd! You look like a turd and smell like a turd!" Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan began to sing. It was really amusing.

The door bell started ringing so the four of them danced over to the door and answered it.

...You will never believe who was there...