Kyle had been Stan's best friend for a long time. They had done just about everything together. But their was something he had always wanted. He had never gotten it and he was hungry for it. He looked at his friend lying next to him in his sleeping bag. Now or never I guess, Kyle thought. "Hey Stan you want to have a lemon..with me?", Kyle asked, blushing.
Stan was startled. "Woah Woah Woah". Look we've been friends for a while and I know we share everything but this. This is going a bit to far for me." "I get it I get it." Kyle said, but I just have this feeling inside me this desire, this hunger." "Look having a lemon together…it would be weird okay", said Stan.
"This would hardly be the first weird thing we've done together", said Kyle. Stan laughed. "Good point man." "Look man", said Kyle, "haven't you ever just wanted to experiment a little?" "I guess",Stan said coyly. "So come on let's have some fun", said Kyle. "What would Wendy say?", asked Stan. She wouldn't find out, Kyle said mischievously. "It just seems wrong to be doing this in my parents house", Stan said, his inhibitions breaking down. "That's what will make it fun", Kyle said. Stan looked into the eyes of his best friend. He had always wanted to have a lemon with Kyle, but he'd never known he felt the same way. And now that it was happening Stan just didn't know what to say. "Alright alright, if were going to be freaks let's be freaks together."
They tiptoed down the stairs, carefully, so as not to wake Stan's parents, or god forbid Kenny and Cartman, Kyle could only imagine the things those two would say about him and Stan. Kyle's parents would never approve of what they were doing, especially his mother, she'd probably tell him to wait a while. But he couldn't wait any longer. This was who he and Stan were and anyone who couldn't accept that could go burn in hell.
Stan opened the refrigerator door, and took out a lemon while Kyle went to get a knife. He then cut the lemon and the two shared the fruit between them. "Mmmm these taste really good", said Stan. "Told you you'd like it", said Kyle. "I love you man." I love you too."
Kenny was perched around the corner listening to the whole thing. "What are they doing", asked Cartman,his voice a whisper. "Their having a lemon." said Kenny. "Ew Gross", Cartman said raising his voice. "Shhhh", Kenny said, raising a finger to his lips. "Those two are so fucking gay", said Cartman. "So gay", Kenny said in agreement.
