Okay, big Inu-yasha fan here I'm just really bored and thought "Why the hell not write my own stupidity Inu-yasha with all the other characters interview fic?" To my boredness! And, oh yeah, I've only seen there first 25 episode's. Lucky me. -_-

Dreaming

Kiesha: HI!

Inuyasha: What the-?! Who are you?!

Kiesha: * drools *

Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha! Um, who's this?

Inuyasha: Uh, hey, Kagome. And to answer your question: I do NOT know who the hell this person is!

Kagome: * puts her hand out in front of Kiesha * Hi, I'm Kagome! What's your name, and who are you?

Kiesha: * shakes head * Oh, sorry! I'm Kiesha and I'm doing one of those talk session's with the character's of Inuyasha! * shake's Kagome's hand * So, how's it goin'?

Kagome: Okay, I guess.

Kiesha: And guess what! I'm also psychic; I can see the future through visions.

Kagome: Wicked!

Kiesha: I know!

Inuyasha: Look! We don't have the time to talk to you, or with you, at the moment, so go somewhere and drool. or somethin'.

Kiesha: Gasp! Inuyasha, 'm sorry to say but you're going to die in 7 days.

Inuyahsa: 0.o;;

Kiesha: It's true.

Kagome: Inuyasha, did you watch a tape, then hear a phone call, and then saw water leaking out of your bathroom door?

Inuyasha: What are you doof-heads talking about?!

Kiesha: Answer her question!

Inuyasha: No!

Kiesha: Answer her question!

Inuyasha: NO!

Kiesha: Answer Kagome's question, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: I did! She asked me if I had watched a tape, then heard a phone call, and then seen water leaking out of my bathroom door and I said "NO!"

Kiesha: Oh. Then you're not going to die! ^_^

Inuyasha: 0.o * left eye twitches * ......... Why I outa!!!!!!!!!!! * charges after Kiesha *

Kagome: Inuyasha! Kiesha here is just merely asking for our attention, not our lives!

Inuyasha: Feh!

Kiesha: 0.o Okay. Well, I just like to see what's like to hang out with your gang! Is that all right?

Kagome: Sure! No prob!

Kiesha: Okay, good! So Kagome, are you still a virgin?

Kagome and Inuyasha: 0.o;;

Kiesha: Too personal? Sorry. How 'bout you Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: I think it's time to go home, Kagome.

Kiesha: Wow. Inuyasha, I must say, I thought you were tough enough to answer that question. Are you hiding something? Like, maybe you lost your virginity to Kikyo and don't want Kagome to know a THING about it?! * gasp! * HOW DARE YOU! But, then again, you're (meaning Kagome) the reincarnation of Kikyo, so how should it bother the both of you knowing that.

Inuyasha: She's one hell of a babble mouth.

Kagome: She just goes on and on and on and on.

Kiesha: .which would mean that both of you are not virgins in a somewhat weird out-of-this world way, ne?

Kagome: .

Inuyasha: You are ONE weird FREAK! Do you not know that?! Kagome, we're going home! I want my Ramen noodles!

Kiesha: But, wait! I HAVE RAMEN NOODLES! The beef kind, too!

Inuyasha: beef?

Kiesha: * nods maniacally *

Inuyasha: Okay!

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyahsa: What?!

* All goes inside Kiesha's house and hears a noise in the kitchen *

Kiesha: SHIPPO!!! Why are you raiding my fridge???!!!

Shippo: Uhh, cause I was hungry and you just happened to have my favorite food.

Kiesha: Aww, you're so cute!

Shippo: 0.o

Inuyasha: Hey, hey, hey! You've better not have eatin' any of MY Ramon Noodles!

Shippo: So what if I had?

Inuyasha: * head steams * Because if you had done so this WILL happen! * Picks up Shippo and bangs him against the counter repeatedly *

Shippo: Nice -ow- ex -ow- amp -ow- le -owwww! KAGOME!!!

Kagome: INUYASHA! * picks up a rolling pin and bangs it on Inuyasha's head *

Kiesha: Ooo, so much violence! STOP IT! Façade

* Everyone stares *

Kiesha: STOP STARING! IT'S RUDE!!!

Kagome: Do you hear that?

Kiesha: NOW who's in my house?!

* walks into Kiesha's room *

Miroku: * sniff *

Kiesha: MIROKU??!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' SNIFFIN' MY PANTIES???!!! 0.0;;

Miroku: * stashes panties back in drawers * I wasn't!

Kiesha: Yes, you were!

Miroku: No, I wasn't!

Kiesha: YES, you were!

Miroku: Okay, maybe I was smelling you undergarments, but I did it out of, uh, wanting. Yes, wanting.

Kiesha: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Miroku: I hear something! It's coming from your bathroom!

Kagome: It sounds like somebody is taking a shower.

Miroku: Yes, it does sound like some 'body' is in the shower.

*Miroku then runs towards Kiesha's bathroom and kicks the door down to hear a loud scream *

Sango: HEY!

Kiesha: MY BATHROOM DOOR!!! Now I won't be able to take private showers or baths!

Miroku: It'll be okay, Kiesha. I'll be here WHENEVER you need to take a shower.

Sango: HELLO!

Kiesha: Yeah and then mistakenly fall into the tub. naked. *Shudders *

Sango: YO!

Miroku: Sango, is that you? My love, I will protect you! *Miroku raps his arms over Sango's naked wet body *

Sango: *pushes Miroku off and covers herself up with Miroku's cloak * Hentai freak.

Kiesha: Well, shall we all go into the living room? Let's just hope that there won't be any demons in there. -_-

Inuyasha: Keep close, Kagome.

Kagome: I WILL!

Inuyasha: Miroku, if you're not unconscious and you CAN hear me, we're going into Kiesha's living room.

As they were leaving the bathroom, Sango's foot was caught into someone's . . . . . hand?

Sango: GAH!

Miroku: My lover, it looks as if you've fallen.

(Background) Shippo: Uh, hi, Inuyasha. ^_^;;

Inuyasha: MY RAMEN!

Kagome: INUYASHA!!

Kiesha: * looks around * Sango?

(Back to Sango and Miroku)

Miroku: Sango, this bond between us, it's so wonderful to feel it.

Sango: You know what? I'm kind of enjoying this also.

Miroku: Really?

Sango: Nnn- yeah!

Miroku: Oh, Sango!

Sango: Too much love, lover boy!

(Back to Kiesha and the gang)

Inuyasha: You have gone too far Shippo!!!

Sesshomaru: This is a hold up motha farjurs!

Kiesha: I'm sorry, what, your farjur?

Sesshomaru: Yeah, baby, yeah! Lets shag!

Inuyahsa: Sess-Sesshomaru??!!

Kagome: I swear, I recognize those lines.

Sesshomaru: Shall we shag now, or shag later?

Inuyasha: What are you doing here, brother?!

Sesshomaru: I came for you, ah thank you!

Inuyasha: 0.o?

Sesshomaru: Shag-e-delic, baby! Yeah!

Kagome: Now I KNOW that I've heard of those lines before!

Kiesha: Funny, me too.

Sesshomaru: I'm DEAD SEXY!

Kagome: Like, oh, my gosh! Those are the lines from Austin Powers! Which means, you're Austin Powers, only dressed up as Sesshomaru.

Kiesha: Oh yeah!

Austin Powers: Yeah!

Kiesha: AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!! * squeals like a schoolgirl * Like! Totally freak me out! I mean right on! Austin, sure, is number one!!!

Inuyahsa: This is some weird shi-

Miroku: No one is dead sexier than I!

Sango: Shut up!

Shippo: I think Sesshomaru and Miroku are possessed.

Sango" Really, Shippo? How so?

Shippo: Well, Miroku is more of a monotone, faithful one. And as for Sesshomaru, he is more of a serious, down-to-earth kind of guy.

Sango: I see.

Kiesha: You know what, although Inuyasha is sexy, Sesshomaru is more down- to-earth lookin' which makes him sooo much better than Inyasha.

Kagome: You know what, you're right, Kiesha. Sesshomaru is way more sophisticated than Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: WHAT???!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT???!!!

Kagome: I was just messin' wit' ya, home dawg! Can't no playa play? Dang!

Shippo: Now Kagome's possessed.

Kiesha: KAGOME! AAAUGH! Why? Why?!

Shippo: Oh no! It seems as if Kiesha too is being possessed!

Sango: No, she's always like that.

* Everything goes blank and then back on *

Kiesha: What happened?

A Wise Voice: You had a dream.

Kiesha: Oh.

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Shows how board I am, ne? Review if you want!