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Female Sasuke yay!

Okay, so this plot has been at the back of my mind for so long I couldn't even think about my other story until I wrote this! Oh, and for those of you who have read my other story, Blue eyed happiness, I am not abandoning it, I'm just having a bit of writer's block, but don't worry, I should have another chapter up soon.

Okay so in this story, Itachi is a loving brother and not so emotionless when the are younger, and I am not sure if fairytales and princesses are like a known thing among shinobi or whatever but in this one they are known. Go Badass Snow white!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way, shape, or form.

I looked in the mirror, confused.

I had long black hair that reached my waist, my skin was pale as snow, and my eyes also where back. My lips, were a natural soft pink, I looked down, away from my face, studying my figure. To my dismay, I was probably at least an inch shorter than Naruto, but I was petite, with breasts just big enough I could palm them. My stomach was flat, but you could see a slight outline of abs, my butt was a decent size.

I wasn't ugly, at least I didn't think so, I didn't exactly have anyone else's opinion but my own. When I was younger, Itachi had always told my I was his little snow white, and when I begun training to be a shinobi, when our okasan wasn't around he would change it to his little bad ass snow white. It had made me giggle each time he said it.

Most thought I was revenge obsessed, but weirdly enough, I wasn't. The night before the massacre of our clan, Itachi had come into my room, he told me he would always love me, and to keep safe, never let anyone find out my true gender, he told me no matter what, he would always be my aniki, and I would always be his little bad ass snow white.

The next night, as he lectured me on hate, I could see the look in his eyes, the regret, the sadness, the self hate. Then before he left, when he turned and winked slightly, before nodding his head, I realized his intentions. He was giving me a mask, a reason to keep people away, to keep me safe.

After I had been born, my parents hid my true gender, as they knew if anyone found out, I would not only be a target for other villages, I would be a target for the civilian council, those bastards were always hungry for more power, obsessed with making our village look oh so mighty and powerful. Stupid Baka's. I would be a target, for being a sharingan breeder. My parents, even my father, no matter how cold hearted he could act, didn't want to risk that kind of fate for me. Therefore as soon as I could, I was taught how to do a henge, and how to maintain it in stressful situations and during training.

My parents were going to wait until I became a chunin, then based on how good I was, they would let me reveal my gender, as I would be able to protect myself, also once you become chunin, the council has no say in what happens to you, as you can start higher ranked missions and in all essence, become a true shinobi and are only truly under the Hokage's command.

As it was now, I was still only a genin, fortunately the exams were coming up, which meant it wouldn't be long.

A mask was what I had needed. I needed to be able to keep people from getting to close, Itachi helped in that sense, I was able to act revenge obsessed, and pretend to be all sulky and arrogant, which made people not want to be around me. It was lonely, but at least I wasn't being chained to a bed and raped repeatedly so that I could pop out a bunch of sharingan users.

That had been the fate of so many women from my clan I didn't even doubt that It would be my fate, as I knew it would.

I turned back to studying myself, I had always been curious.

Living in a boy's body most of the time meant I honestly didn't see my own most of the time. I ran my hand over my stomach. My skin was soft, silky almost.

I sighed and turned away front the mirror. I needed to sleep, my team had a three day assignment before the chunin exams. We only had to deliver a scroll to the border of fire country where a team of sand shinobi would take it to their village from there.

I pulled on one of Itachi's old shirts that was so much larger on me and curled up under my blanket.

Despite my supposed promises and vows to kill him, I never meant it, if anything I just wanted to be as strong as him, or at least make him proud.

Itachi and I had been surprisingly close before the massacre, yes he got busy with his shinobi duties, but he spent whatever time he could spare with me. I knew he loved me, I knew he cared. I really missed my okasan and otosan, and I was really really upset and lonely at times, but I knew Itachi would have never done anything like that if he didn't have a good reason, or if he didn't have a choice.

With that thought, my mind slipped into sleep.

I was not happy.

Firstly Sakura would not leave me alone, she was always asking for dates, and being all 'Sasuke kun! Sasuke kun!' It was so annoying, but I took amusement in what she would say if she realised I was a girl as well, and that she had been pining after another girl all this time.

Secondly Naruto was, well i'm not sure, he's just, being Naruto I guess, but it's what's happening to me that I am confused by. Everytime he looks at me, or smiles my stomach flops and I feel like I swallowed a bunch of butterflies. I have no idea why and that kills me, I hate not knowing something.

Thirdly Kakashi kept glancing at me with a weird look in his eye.

Fourthly, I was having horrible cramps in my stomach, it was definitely not fun having stomach cramps when your jumping from tree branch to tree branch.

I sighed, annoyed when Sakura hit Naruto on the head, for what had to be the fifth time that day and proceeded to yell at him.

Really, was it necessary to hit him all the time? What exactly had he done?

I was glad our mission was coming to a close, we had taken the scroll the the sand nins without trouble and we were already on our way back to konoha.

My thought process came to a screeching halt as I suddenly felt something wet between my legs.

I was so startled that I stuttered in my jump and ended up falling to the ground.

I could hear,

"Sasuke kun!?" Sakura's screech.

"Sasuke!? Kakashi's alarm.

"Sasuke teme!?" Naruto's confused concern.

I didn't listen long though, I immediately stood and backed against a tree.

Did I pee myself or something?! I was so embarrassed it was not even funny, what if I had peed myself? Kami! I hadn't done anything like that since I was in diapers!

I then realized something. Pee wasn't sticky, at least I was pretty sure it wasn't, what the hell was in my pants!?

I was really regretting wearing white pants.

"Sasuke?"

I looked up to see my team looking at me, a funny look in Kakashi sensei's eyes, and concerned ones in Naruto and Sakura's.

"Y-yeah." I stuttered out. Kami! I never stutter, what was going on with me.

"What is your favorite food?"

I looked at Kakashi like he was insane, I wasn't alone.

I was extremely confused, but answered my sensei regardless.

"Tomatoes."

I noticed that Kakashi's shoulders seemed to sag, as if they had been really tense and he had only just then relaxed.

"Good!, Now, would you like to tell me what happened in the trees to make you fall?"

I looked from Sakura to Naruto, and to my horror, I blushed, "No, r-reason, I just got distracted."

It was a piss poor excuse and I knew it but I was desperate. I had never been in this type situation before and was completely non composed. A first for me.

"Sasuke, that is a poor lie, and that is coming from me, Sasuke," Kakashi stopped and sighed, suddenly he looked older than his 26 years.

"Are, you aware of what happens to girls when they come of age?"

I swear my heart stopped.

I was in fact aware, kami, I can't believe that I didn't remember!

"Fuck!" I cursed aloud.

My plans, everything was ruined. I was still a genin and Kakashi was going to turn me into the Hokage who in turn would turn it into the council, I would be married off before the chunin exams even begun.

"Fucking Damnit! I yelled. All that hard work, all that loneliness, everything I had done, now useless.

My team, sans Kakashi looked shocked to hell at my outburst, but I didn't care. I was too upset.

I did something I hadn't done in so long. I screamed. I screamed in pure frustration and anger.

I was pretty sure both Naruto and Sakura were about ready to piss themselves, they looked so scared.

I looked at Kakashi, my eyes filled with defeat.

"Yeah, I know, a period right? Well guess I just got mine." I wanted to cry, I didn't want to lose my virginity, not yet! I was only 12!

Both Naruto and Sakura looked confused. Kakashi just nodded.

"Please release your henge."

I just stared at Kakashi, my eyes pleading.

He shook his head and I sighed in defeat.

"Sensei?" Sakura asked, looking confused, "What are you talking about, Sasuke's not in a henge."

I sighed, "Yes, I am."

I then gathered all my courage and made the hand sign. Once the smoke surrounded me, I grabbed at my shorts, if I hadn't they would have fallen around my feet and I did not need that embarrassment on top of everything else.

The smoke cleared and I heard gasps.

I couldn't look up, I didn't want to see the looks of disgust in their features.

Kakashi sighed, "Sasuke…"

I felt so… horrible, like I was exposed for them to see, I felt, naked, vulnerable, weak.

I don't know what made me do it. Maybe it was desperation, maybe it was a hidden craving, I don't know.

I looked up, and abandoning any pride I may had still had, abandoning my entire tough and emotionless facade, abandoning my male side, I ran to Kakashi sensei, and wrapped my arms around his waist, sobbing.

"Please! Please don't tell! I don't wanna be a breeder! Please! Please sensei! Please!" I repeated and choked out between gasps and sobs.

I felt Kakashi kneel down and wrap his arms around me. I was so overcome by emotion, I hadn't been hugged since that day.

I heard Naruto and Sakura.

"Kakashi sensei! Is Sasuke really a girl!

"Is Sasuke okay!"

"Whats going on?"

"Whats a breeder?"

Surprisingly Naruto was the one asking the sensible questions.

After a while like that Kakashi pulled away slightly and sighed.

"Sasuke, we won't tell, but I want you to tell us the truth, all of it, okay?"

I was elated, they wouldn't tell! Maybe my hard work wouldn't be wasted.

I nodded enthusiastically.

"Okay, Naruto, you can begin to set up camp, Sakura, come here for a moment,"

They did as he asked though Naruto looked like he wanted to argue.

Kakashi whispered in Sakura's ear and her eyes widened while her face turned red. She nodded at him before retrieving something from her backpack and handing it to Kakashi before turning and heading to help Naruto set up camp.

I turned to Kakashi confused, and he he looked at me for a moment, glancing at Naruto and Sakura, before he picked me up and carried me out of sight.

I was startled, "Sensei?!"

He set me down on a log.

"If you were to walk your pants would have fallen off." He answered with a shrug.

I glared at him slightly.

"Okay, now Sasuke. " Kakashi pulled a little thing covered in plastic from the pouch Sakura had given him and announced, "This is a tampon."

I blushed bright red, this was going to be a long night.

By the time we laid down to sleep I was exhausted.

I had to explain to Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi all about my plan, how and why my gender was hidden and such.

It was a long and tiring process, especially after the whole tampon explanation I had received from Kakashi.

I shuddered, that was new nightmare material, it had been mortifying!

I was content though, Sakura has stopped screeching my name and grabbing for my attention, Naruto, is well Naruto, at first I thought he was going to be angry or indignant at finding out I was a girl, but he took it surprisingly well, he wasn't angry, in fact he even sympathized and was nice to me about it, saying he would have done the same thing.

Kakashi didn't seem angry though, he told me he had been smelling something from me that he usually only smelled from Sakura once a month and that once I bled there was no doubt in his mind that I was either secretly a girl or a impostor. That's why he asked my favorite food.

I was… content, I wasn't completely alone anymore, I had my team, and that made me more happy then I had been in quite a while.

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