Does anyone else think that Canderous is one of the only characters in KOTOR who isn't whiny and annoying? Well this is the brainchild of my annoyance and no sleep that my friend convinced me to post. Enjoy. And please try to refrain from those "This is stupid" reviews. I know its idiotic.
(The song "I Want Candy" does not, in any way, belong to me)
My Mandalore, he's the elite.
He's so fine he can't be beat.
He's got everything that I desire.
He'll set you whiny fucks on fire!
I want Candy
I want Candy
I want Candy
I want Candy
He's got the biggest gun around. ;)
Won't hesitate to mow you down
His badass-ness makes my mouth water.
He puts the 'laughter' into "slaughter".
Chorus
When he kicks ass there's nothing foxier.
I'd like to see him in just his boxers!
I'll love Candy for all time.
I think I'm running out of rhymes.
Chorus
Hey you whiny, emo bastard!
Say 'hi' to his repeating blaster!
Everyone should run and flee.
Don't you screw with my Candy!
Candy in the morning time.
Candy in the hot sunshine.
Everyone should run and flee.
Don't you screw with my Candy!
Don't you screw with my Candy!
Don't you screw with my Candy!
Yes, I know 'boxers' doesn't rhyme with 'foxier'.
