33 Things Emmett Shouldn't Do

Paint Edward's Volvo pink and sprinkle flowers on it, telling him to embrace his feminine side.

sing Barbie girl in the middle of the mall

go to walmart

challenge Kellan Lutz to a thumb war

break anything of Esme's

cross dress

tell Rosalie she's ugly and her clothes make her look fat

propose to Aro

Tell Alec that Marcus loves him and has trouble sharing his emotions.

Cheat on Rosalie

Give Alice sugar or caffeine

hide Bella from Edward

Take Renesmee to a Hollister photo shoot (my friend gave me this idea!)

get a tattoo ( the needle would break)

Tell Charlie Bella lost her virtue to Edward

dress up as a gangster and talk street

Start rapping with Carlisle

Start a rock band with Edward, Jasper, and Carlisle called the Pimp vamps.

Tell Tanya Edward loves him

Make Jasper lust for Edward

Dress in a pink tutu

throw water balloons at Bella

Think vulgar thoughts about Bella around Edward

Pretend he's a saint by walking on water ( got this from another fanfic…LOL)

Bet against Alice

Shoot paintballs around the house.

The puppy dog pout

Buy Edward a dog named Jacob

Buy Jacob a dog named Edward

Tell Bella Edward doesn't love her any more

Tell Alice she's crazy and should go to an asylum

Volunteer Jasper at a blood drive

Try to think….AT ALL!!!