Paint Edward's Volvo pink and sprinkle flowers on it, telling him to embrace his feminine side.
sing Barbie girl in the middle of the mall
go to walmart
challenge Kellan Lutz to a thumb war
break anything of Esme's
cross dress
tell Rosalie she's ugly and her clothes make her look fat
propose to Aro
Tell Alec that Marcus loves him and has trouble sharing his emotions.
Cheat on Rosalie
Give Alice sugar or caffeine
hide Bella from Edward
Take Renesmee to a Hollister photo shoot (my friend gave me this idea!)
get a tattoo ( the needle would break)
Tell Charlie Bella lost her virtue to Edward
dress up as a gangster and talk street
Start rapping with Carlisle
Start a rock band with Edward, Jasper, and Carlisle called the Pimp vamps.
Tell Tanya Edward loves him
Make Jasper lust for Edward
Dress in a pink tutu
throw water balloons at Bella
Think vulgar thoughts about Bella around Edward
Pretend he's a saint by walking on water ( got this from another fanfic…LOL)
Bet against Alice
Shoot paintballs around the house.
The puppy dog pout
Buy Edward a dog named Jacob
Buy Jacob a dog named Edward
Tell Bella Edward doesn't love her any more
Tell Alice she's crazy and should go to an asylum
Volunteer Jasper at a blood drive
Try to think….AT ALL!!!
