Once there was a little boy named harry potter who picked his nose and burped and awas disgusting, but everyone loved him anyw

Once there was a little boy named harry potter who picked his nose and burped and awas disgusting, but everyone loved him anyway because he was a disgusting little boy who defeated the dark lord by farting on him. ~I own no one but the plot.

~FeenieAKA F.~

A/N: Ohhhh. FEEL the sarcasms!