Revenge of the Baby Sat II

Calvin's mom: Yes, Rosalyn, I'd like you to babysit Calvin again.

Rosalyn: No problem.

(enter Calvin)

Calvin: ROSALYN!!!! %^$^$^ NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

Calvin's mom: I know you hate Rosalyn, but she's your elder. Besides, she wouldn't be mean if you did not pull your tricks on her.

Calvin: But Mom!!! She's Hitler.

Calvin's mom: Rosalyn told me how you called her "Mein Führer!" Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?

Calvin: Of course! That's why I called her that!

(Calvin's mom smacks her own head)

Scene 2: (door bell rings)

Calvin's dad: I'll get it.

Rosalyn: Hello Mr. -----

Calvin's dad: Hi Rosalyn. Calvin's mom and I will be leaving shortly. Now you know all the emergency numbers and what nots.

Rosalyn: Sure I do; don't worry, Calvin will be under my control.

(enter Calvin)

Calvin: NO!!! Don't let Adolf in the house.

Calvin's dad: Calvin!!!! That is a horrible comment to make to Rosalyn. She's been nice enough to look after you several times. Now you owe her an apology, otherewise you'll deal with two ultra-Führers until you are 18!!

Calvin: I'm sorry Rosalyn.

Calvin's mom: Hurry Dear, we'll be late for the concert. (kisses Calvin) Be good.

(door shuts)
Rosalyn: Allright bedtime for Bonzo!!!

Calvin: But's it's not even six!

(Rosalyn rolls up her left sleeve; there's a swastika tattooed on her left shoulder; Calvin gasps)

Calvin: I'll go to my room. Runs upstairs.

(scene: Calvin in bed with Hobbes)

Hobbes: You mean she's a Nazi???

Calvin: She had a swastika on her shoulder! Doesn't that explain it all?