Revenge of the Baby Sat II
Calvin's mom: Yes, Rosalyn, I'd like you to babysit Calvin again.
Rosalyn: No problem.
(enter Calvin)
Calvin: ROSALYN!!!! %^$^$^ NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!
Calvin's mom: I know you hate Rosalyn, but she's your elder. Besides, she wouldn't be mean if you did not pull your tricks on her.
Calvin: But Mom!!! She's Hitler.
Calvin's mom: Rosalyn told me how you called her "Mein Führer!" Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?
Calvin: Of course! That's why I called her that!
(Calvin's mom smacks her own head)
Scene 2: (door bell rings)
Calvin's dad: I'll get it.
Rosalyn: Hello Mr. -----
Calvin's dad: Hi Rosalyn. Calvin's mom and I will be leaving shortly. Now you know all the emergency numbers and what nots.
Rosalyn: Sure I do; don't worry, Calvin will be under my control.
(enter Calvin)
Calvin: NO!!! Don't let Adolf in the house.
Calvin's dad: Calvin!!!! That is a horrible comment to make to Rosalyn. She's been nice enough to look after you several times. Now you owe her an apology, otherewise you'll deal with two ultra-Führers until you are 18!!
Calvin: I'm sorry Rosalyn.
Calvin's mom: Hurry Dear, we'll be late for the concert. (kisses Calvin) Be good.
(door shuts)
Rosalyn: Allright bedtime for Bonzo!!!
Calvin: But's it's not even six!
(Rosalyn rolls up her left sleeve; there's a swastika tattooed on her left shoulder; Calvin gasps)
Calvin: I'll go to my room. Runs upstairs.
(scene: Calvin in bed with Hobbes)
Hobbes: You mean she's a Nazi???
Calvin: She had a swastika on her shoulder! Doesn't that explain it all?
Calvin's mom: Yes, Rosalyn, I'd like you to babysit Calvin again.
Rosalyn: No problem.
(enter Calvin)
Calvin: ROSALYN!!!! %^$^$^ NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!
Calvin's mom: I know you hate Rosalyn, but she's your elder. Besides, she wouldn't be mean if you did not pull your tricks on her.
Calvin: But Mom!!! She's Hitler.
Calvin's mom: Rosalyn told me how you called her "Mein Führer!" Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?
Calvin: Of course! That's why I called her that!
(Calvin's mom smacks her own head)
Scene 2: (door bell rings)
Calvin's dad: I'll get it.
Rosalyn: Hello Mr. -----
Calvin's dad: Hi Rosalyn. Calvin's mom and I will be leaving shortly. Now you know all the emergency numbers and what nots.
Rosalyn: Sure I do; don't worry, Calvin will be under my control.
(enter Calvin)
Calvin: NO!!! Don't let Adolf in the house.
Calvin's dad: Calvin!!!! That is a horrible comment to make to Rosalyn. She's been nice enough to look after you several times. Now you owe her an apology, otherewise you'll deal with two ultra-Führers until you are 18!!
Calvin: I'm sorry Rosalyn.
Calvin's mom: Hurry Dear, we'll be late for the concert. (kisses Calvin) Be good.
(door shuts)
Rosalyn: Allright bedtime for Bonzo!!!
Calvin: But's it's not even six!
(Rosalyn rolls up her left sleeve; there's a swastika tattooed on her left shoulder; Calvin gasps)
Calvin: I'll go to my room. Runs upstairs.
(scene: Calvin in bed with Hobbes)
Hobbes: You mean she's a Nazi???
Calvin: She had a swastika on her shoulder! Doesn't that explain it all?
