Hi guys! I'm back on the parodies now! Haven't you heard? Order of the Phoenix will be on theaters on July 11! When the DVD comes out, I'll write it but if I remember the whole thing by heart then I could write it on here.(Which is most unlikely going to happen.) Here it is guys! Goblet of fire!
A snake comes out of a pack of skulls and heads to the graveyard, to the Riddle's House, to a room.
Little Person I need that Potter's blood! I need it! I NEED IT!
Peter I heard you the first time.
Little Person ...shouldn't you be looking at Frank now?
Frank is at his house making tea but sees the lights on the house.
Frank Sigh. Kids today. They are just annoying stuck ups! Oh I wish I could kick their ass! And then I'll kick them in the balls! Leaves the house with a lantern and walks to the Riddle's House.
Peter Perhaps if we eat a bunch of chocolate we'll get an idea!
Little Person NO! ...on a second thought why don't you buy some chocolate later.
Peter Okay sir!
Little Person Barty Crouch Jr. Here!
Barty Jr Yes sire?
Little Person Sir.
Barty Jr Bur?
Little Person SIR!
Barty Jr Dur?
Little Person I am getting pissed!
Barty Jr Sorry sir.
Little Person I need you to turn into Alaster Moody using a Polyjuice Potion with his hair in it, take his clothes, teach the students the three Unforgivable Curses, and then turn the cup into a portkey and you'll get a dog treat!
Barty Jr You just told Harry the whole plan.
Little Person I DID!?
Barty Jr Yeah he's in a dream.
Little Person Ohhhhhhhhhh...oh to hell with that!
Nagini comes into the room.
Nagini There is that old caretaker right outside the room eavesdropping on us and he also wet his pants.
Frank What the hell? How does that snake know! Up I did the devil! ...turn that into devils!
Little Person Oh. Say hi to him for me!
Nagini Oh please kill him!
Little Person Why?
Nagini Look. Fine then. Don't kill him. Just make him not alive anymore.
Little Person Well there's a big difference in that.
Frank Oh crap.
Little Person AVADA KEDAVRA!
Frank AH! Spell misses. HA! YOU MISSED! Spell backfires at the back of Frank's head. Frank dies.
The tea kettle starts smoking that it's ready. A piece of fire jumps out of the place that heats things up and then burns the whole house down. Oh yeah and now back to the reality.
Harry NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Very short chapter. Hopefully the next one will be longer. I hope you enjoyed this so far. Thanks for reading and oh yeah! Reviews please! Feel free to see my other parodies or my James Bond one. Next chapter coming up shortly!
