Hey guys! Long-story-short, until I get ideas to continue the other stories I had started, I'll just write this one and lots of one-shots. I hope you'll be okay with that.

Enjoy!


Acalypha was a peaceful village with a small population. The small, humble houses were there to prove it. People were nice and eternally smiling, and the trees that sometimes fill the backyards were filled with birds singing like angels.

We find ourselves in the western area of Acalypha village. It's not called the most beautiful place in the village for nothing, as it is peaceful and silent, and-

''Natsu! Watch where the heck you're going, you freaking idiot!''

Well, here goes the peace and silence of the place.

A pink-haired man ran quickly, but crashed into a fruit booth.

''Sorry old man!'', he sheepishly smiled and quickly resumed his running.

''I'm not old, Natsu! I'm still in my forties!'', the owner of the booth angrily responded and started gathering the fallen fruits.

Where was our Natsu running? Well, he was-

''Come here, you sneaky chicken!'', he yelled, jumping in a haystack.

Yep, he was chasing after a chicken. A friend of him asked him to do it so they could also have chicken at their wedding but he didn't seem to do a pretty good job-

''No escaping me now...'', Natsu cheerfully smiled, staring at the chicken like a lion at its prey.

The chicken was sitting on the roof of a small house. The house didn't have a strong roof, so it could have easily be broken if somebody heavier than a chicken-

''Natsu, NO!'', a woman dramatically screamed.

Too late.

Natsu already jumped on the roof of the house, wrecking it and falling right inside the house, crashing into a wooden table and breaking it in half.

The chicken just flapped its wings gracefully and landed safe near the house, while Natsu was struggling to escape from the owners of the house.

''Sorry 'bout that!'', he yelled, managing to run outside again.

Natsu looked left and right to find the runaway chicken.

''Where are you- AHA! Here ya' are!''

The chicken cackled and started running as soon as Natsu jumped to catch it again. Sadly, he ended up taking a good taste of dirt instead of catching the chicken.

''Why you little- Excuse me miss! Sorry old man! Get out of the way kid!'', Natsu kept saying as he jumped from booth to booth, house to house and haystack to haystack after the chicken, destroying houses, booths, tables and making a mess out of the whole village in the process.

Behind him, a woman with long, white hair sighed.

''Laxus, I specifically told you to not get him to catch the chicken!'', she yelled, punching a blond man in the head. ''Couldn't you do it?

''I'm sorry, Mira, I thought he could do it!'', the man shivered, putting his hand in front of his face defensively.

''And not only he wasn't able to do it, he also destroyed the village while trying to'', a girl with short, white hair said ironically.


~ later ~

''Laxus, look, I got your chicken!''

Natsu was holding triumphantly the runaway chicken by one leg. Behind him was a mob of angry villagers with forks and what-so-ever in their hands as weapons.

Laxus hesitantly took the chicken and showed it to Mirajane. She punched his head and took the chicken.

Natsu looked behind him and sweatdropped.

''I... uh... I gotta go! See ya' later Mira, Laxus!'', he sheepishly grinned, showing his sharp canines before he started running away from the mob of villagers.

The soon-to-be husband and wife, Laxus and Mirajane, watched as Natsu ran scared as heck.

''Well, looks like we should set our wedding for some other time'', Mirajane brightly smiled.

Laxus sweatdropped. Even though he was going to marry her, he was still wondering how exactly was she managing to be now a demon, and a second later an angel.

''Yep, the idiot ruined the village so we need to help repair it'', he responded, shoving the previous thoughts away.

''You know this is also your fault for making him catch that chicken, right sweetheart?'', she heavenly smiled at him.

''Y-Yes, Mira...''

''And you'll help him pay for the damages done because he barely has money for his own living, right darling?'', she continued, her smile widening.

''WHAT?! I mean, sure Mira...''

''That's good, now will you help me make dinner for us tonight sweetheart?''

''Yes, Mira...'', Laxus sighed as he approached Mirajane to start helping cooking.


Acalypha is actually an existing city in Fiore. You can look for it if you don't believe me.

All the places I will include here will also exist in Fairy Tail. No exceptions. I will only change their appearance to fit in with the story.