"Ehehehehehehe...", Master Roshi laughed sneakily, looking at photos of women in his magazines, the magazine hidden under a copy of "The Wolf's Cry". Eighteen, curious as to why Roshi would read such a book, went over to investigate. Today, Eighteen decided to wear something white with her light blue jeans. So she picked up an old white top, it was a tight fit on her but it was fine.
"What are you doing, old man?", Eighteen asked. Roshi looked up.
"Hey...I'm reading a book, can't you...", Roshi said, as his eyes trailed off from Eighteen's eyes to her boobs. Roshi stared at them. Ooh, those are some big babies... Good thing her top is so tight! Ehehehehehehehe!, the martial arts master pervert thought to himself. Eighteen saw where Roshi's eyes lingered...and so she slapped him across the face, knocking him off his beach chair into the hot summer sand. Master Roshi's eyes filled with sand, but he effortlessly shook them off.
"What's the big idea, pervert?!", Eighteen yelled, angrily.
"What did I do?!", Roshi yelled back, but silenced himself as Eighteen rifled through the magazines he had dropped.
"You sick old man! I told you, with Marron snooping around everywhere lately, NO PORN!", she screamed.
"Well, why do you think I hid it under that book?", Roshi argued. Eighteen fumed.
"She'll still find it.", Eighteen argued back.
"Then tell her not to snoop.", Roshi said. Suddenly, the door to Kame House opened, and a ball hit Eighteen's leg. Eighteen looked down, and picked it up. It was a blue ball, the size of a basketball but softer.
"Mommy, mommy! I want ball! You play with me?", Marron said. Eighteen knelt and parted Marron's hair aside. She smiled and told her daughter she would. Marron curiously looked at the sand-covered magazines.
"Mommy are those girls poor so they can't afford clothes? It's so sad!", Marron said innocently. Eighteen's eyes squinted at Master Roshi, as she violently kicked him away and ripped the porn apart, tossing it into the ocean. Soon, Master Roshi looked up and looked around him. Where was he...? He observed his surroundings with great care.
"Ehh...all I remember is...the beach...the heat...Eighteen's boobs...", he thought to himself. He walked around the grassy island. The grass was two feet high average per blade. Master Roshi walked and discovered a cave eventually. He walked in, and found a map. He trudged through horrible traps, but used his Roshi Awesomeness Power to become invincible. At the end, he found a huge diamond the size of the Empire State Building.
"Ah, that's nice.", he said. He shouted, as his body bulked up. His muscle size increased, and he ripped the diamond straight out of the ground. He carried it all the way back and guarded himself against the traps with the diamond (he used up all his Roshi Awesomeness Power) and brought the diamond all the way back to Kame House.
"Hey, Eighteen!", he called.
"Oh yay...", Eighteen sarcastically drawled.
"I found a diamond the size of your boobs!", he said, and stuck the diamond outside the house, where it landed with a giant THUD. Eighteen maliciously glared at Roshi, with her signature death glare.
"I will blast that diamond to bits if you look there again.", Eighteen warned. Roshi's eyes opened wide, and then he kept quiet. After a while, Kuririn and Roshi sat down together to discuss what to do with the diamond.
And so, Roshi's dream had come true. He was a multi-billionaire and his room was covered entirely in porn, which changed everyday to show new posters and magazines magically. In turn, Eighteen banned Marron from ever going near Roshi's room ever again. And that, my friends, is why Marron is banned from going in Roshi's room.
