Prologue
Chandler:
Here
we are leaving the Rangers game and it's been a really good night but
the funny thing is, y'know, I don't think I can even remember the
result.
She's been content for an hour or two, her eyes are shiny
like her hair; sheesh! that makes her sound like a red setter. So
we're leaving and she's all bouncy and the beers she downed with
amazing speed for a girl that slight have made her squeaky and
giggly.
It's Fall and it's night time and it's raining but I'm not
cold.
My cellphone rings.
Rachel
:
That was fun. I really want a chilli dog. Which is weird
because I hate chilli dogs.
"Chandler. Chandler. Get me a
chilli dog!"
He's on his cellphone. I try to grab it and I'm
laughing and he's wrestling me for it and talking and I hear Ross'
voice and I'm all Hellloooo Mr Ross! and Chandler's trying to finish
the conversation.
"What's with Dinosaur Guy ?" I say,
trying not to sound bitter.
"He's in Canada."
"Ooooooh." It must be the beer but this makes absolute
sense to me.
Chandler:
So Ross is accidentally in Canada, he's looking for somewhere
to stay, and he is worried that his plants need watering, that he may
have left his humidifier running, and there may be - Oh My God! -
expired yogurt in his fridge. So I promise I'll go over to his
apartment (I think have the key). I tell Rache and she insists on
coming too.
We are really wet and it takes forever to get a cab.I buy her the chilli dog and she can hardly get it in her mouth and she looks at me and we laugh some more. I don't know when I have ever seen her this chilled.
Rachel
I am sooo drunk.
End Prologue
