Prologue

Chandler:
Here we are leaving the Rangers game and it's been a really good night but the funny thing is, y'know, I don't think I can even remember the result.
She's been content for an hour or two, her eyes are shiny like her hair; sheesh! that makes her sound like a red setter. So we're leaving and she's all bouncy and the beers she downed with amazing speed for a girl that slight have made her squeaky and giggly.
It's Fall and it's night time and it's raining but I'm not cold.

My cellphone rings.

Rachel :
That was fun. I really want a chilli dog. Which is weird because I hate chilli dogs.
"Chandler. Chandler. Get me a chilli dog!"
He's on his cellphone. I try to grab it and I'm laughing and he's wrestling me for it and talking and I hear Ross' voice and I'm all Hellloooo Mr Ross! and Chandler's trying to finish the conversation.
"What's with Dinosaur Guy ?" I say, trying not to sound bitter.
"He's in Canada."
"Ooooooh." It must be the beer but this makes absolute sense to me.

Chandler:
So Ross is accidentally in Canada, he's looking for somewhere to stay, and he is worried that his plants need watering, that he may have left his humidifier running, and there may be - Oh My God! - expired yogurt in his fridge. So I promise I'll go over to his apartment (I think have the key). I tell Rache and she insists on coming too.

We are really wet and it takes forever to get a cab.I buy her the chilli dog and she can hardly get it in her mouth and she looks at me and we laugh some more. I don't know when I have ever seen her this chilled.

Rachel
I am sooo drunk.

End Prologue