Log #3745

What the hell is this!?

I've worked on this star destroyer for ten years and I've never come across this file?

To be fair, it was hidden pretty well, but that's beside the point! 3,744 entry complaints? This is awesome! I think I'll start reading after my lunch break.

- D


Log #3746

Whoever's idea it was to begin a secret file for people aboard this ship to blow off steam is brilliant. You, my friend, have style. I'm going to jot some of my own experiences down while I keep reading.

So lunch was good, except I ran into Steve on the way, god I hate that guy, and then dropped the other half of my sandwich and had a mouse droid roll over it on accident.

I think one of these days I'll try to get my hands on one of those buggers. It would be fun to see if I could reprogram them.

- D

A/N: Yes, he is on a Star Destroyer. Yes the title does say Dave on the Death Star. All in due time, my friends. All in the due time. I will try to update this story weekly. (Special thanks goes to my friends: Jess, Kylie, Clay, and Katryna).