Ren: well, this is for stupidity reasons only! okay?
Keo: yea, we read this funny thing by MacarenaNeji & it was funny!
Ren: so, we decided to make our own version... it won't be as good though!


Waiting For The Doors
Chapter One: It Broke
Serenity Takaishi

"Yuki!" a out of breath Tohru came running in the house! "I think I broke Kyo!"

Yuki turned around, a smile on his face, "Really? Where is he?!" Yuki asked, excitedly.

"The door!" A frantic Tohru answered.

They both ran towards Shigure's front door.

"Who broke my house?" Shigure asked.

"Why are you in a ballerina's tutu?" Yuki asked sad that Kyo wasn't broken.

"Aaya gave it to me as a birthday present!" Shigure started to twirl around, ignoring the cat that was on the porch, half dead.

"Aaya!?" Yuki ran in the house and locked the broken door. "Yes, this is good, he won't get in here now," he twitched.

"Tohru, what are you doing?" Kyo asked, suddenly coming from no where, drinking Dr. Pepper.

"KYO!" Yuki jumped through the regular door, breaking it, into Kyo's arms.

"What do you want rat?" Kyo asked, holding his Dr. Pepper away from the blue-haired boy.

Then, Hana and Uo-Chan appeared. "Cool, Dr. Pepper." Hana said, as she stole the bottle from the cat, that was fighting off Yuki.

"No!!" a whale came from the other side of the broken door. "It broke! I broke the pink frilliness off my tutu!" Shigure cried, as Tohru ran to his rescue.

"There wasn't a manly word in that sentence," Uo-Chan announced, passing the Dr. Pepper to Hana.

At last, Kyo freed himself of Yuki, but, from under the broken door came Kagura. Of course, she immediately jumped for him, causing there to be more damage done to Shigure's house. The front porch, was no longer intact.

"The waves coming from inside the house, they are remarkable..." Hana said, peering Tohru the double, and now broken, doors.

"AHH! A spider!" Kyo screamed as he got up and ran towards Yuki, hiding behind him.

Kyo jumped into the rat's arms, "Hold me!"

"Yuki! How could you, I thought Akito was like gonna kill Tohru if you cheated on him again..." Kagura stopped chasing Kyo, and snapped a base beam, thinking of what the 'God' had previously said.

"Did someone say my name?" Akito appeared from behind Kagura.

"Nope... wait, who are you?" Uo-Chan asked throwing the empty bottle at his head.

"I'm Akito Sohma... Head of the family! You imbacle... that hurt." he then, falls to the ground, whimpering about his head.

"Haha, that's so what you get!" Kyo jumps out of Yuki's grip and steps on Akito.

"Does anyone have pink thread?" Tohru came running out of the house, tripping on the door that lay on the ground.

Yuki catches her, then he transforms. "Tohru, quickly, put me down your shirt!" Yuki squeaked, as Tohru did as she was told.

"You never saw anything... nothing at all. Just a broken tutu... nothing happened... HA!" Tohru ran inside, tripping over the door, landing face first into the ground.

"Quickly!" Shigure came out with nothing but leotards on. "Hatori is exhausted!"

"What'd you do?" Akito asked, being to sob heavier.

"Um, well, don't ask, but, he lost all his energy!" Shigure said, panting.

"Did someone say spider?" Spider-man showed up, spandex and all.

"Little late," Uo said, throwing a Dr. Pepper bottle at his head.

"I'm sorry, it's the spandex, okay? It's itchy!! GOSH!! No body loves me anymore!"

Akito's eyes widened, "Me too!" he wrapped his arms around the tall man.

"Man, I never knew it would end this way!" Spider-man yelled, sobbing on the shoulder of the leader.

Akito hugged him tighter"Yea!! I know... I thought I'd rule the world before I died!"

"Okay... jeez, how old are you?" Spider-man paused his weeping for a moment.

"Like 17... but it's okay... Spider man Spider man you can do what Spiders CAN!" Akito broke out into song.

"Wow... I love you!" Anf Spider-man had one more youngish fan thing.

"Everyone, there is something going on inside..." Hana said, as she walked over the broken wood.

"Yea, to the inside," Everyone yelled in unison. They all went forward, but tumbled, and fell, tripping over the door.


:-:Authoress' Note:-:

Ren: Well, if you like it, I'll go on... but, if you don't, then--
Keo: We'll stop!
Ren: Yea, even just one view & we'll keep it u-
Keo: Plus, ideas are welcome!
Ren: You're read, please review!