A/N So my friend and I were bored in Social, so we were passing notes. I thought it was pretty funny, so I decided to put it on FanFiction. There are some VERY minor changes, to make more sense, but other than that, there is none. There is a bit of french in here, since we're in french immersion, but other wise, you might want to read the sixth Harry Potter book and the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series before you read this. : ONESHOT.

Disclaimer: I OWN THE NOTE!! I OWN THE NOTE!!! but not Twilight, no, not Twilight... :'[

A-sheasy and B-shizzle Pass Notes in Social

Alice: B-SHIZZLE! Avada Kevada!

Alice: B-shizzle, fo fizzle, bo bizzle! Gangster 'Arry 'Otter! Avada Kevada! & Crucio!!

Bella: Zut you! Sectemsempra!

Alice: Merde! I can't battle with that! HOORRRNNN! (mini Viking Horn Bison Dance)

Bella: I horn u!!!Tee hee hee

Alice: OME! Way to have the Cosmic Horn & blow it! Quel spectacle!

Bella: I think I have the horn for...YOU!

Alice: Creepy B-shizzle...I thought you had it for Edward! What happened to your family?

Bella: DIVORCE

Alice: What about the children!?

Bella: We'll eat them.

Alice: OME! You eat babies!?! YOU MONSTER! You are here forth striped of your gangster name.

Bella: NEVER gangster is in my blood.

Alice: Luckily, I am a vampire, so I will drink all of your gangster blood! Hah! Bella. Hahaha.

Bella: Then gangster is in my eintestines!

Alice: I didn't want it to come to this Bella, but I will have to kill you. (Also writes 'What is that mysterious ticking noise' on the top of the page)

Bella: I have horcruxes and gangster is in my soul. (Also writes 'Snape, snape, severeus snape' on the top of the page.

Alice: Then I will have to be 'Arry 'Otter and hunt them down, Voldy. I have sharpie all records of your gangster-ness. (uses sharpie to write over Bella's gangster name on the paper)

Bella: You did not just go there sista!

Alice: (Hands Bella back the paper in 16 pieces and a small paper saying 'Hahaha' and 'Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Ooo, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Ahh!'. They both have a small laughing/crying fit.)

Bella: (Tapes it back together to show Edward later that night.)

A/N Okayy, so there are a lot of inside jokes in there, and when it says 'i thought you had it for edward?' that, a) means that you like them and b) Edward was originally a guy in my class that me and my friend joke about that they're married with six kids. They aren't though. Not even dating. He's actually quite scared of her, and for good reasons. and the part about 'the mysterious ticking noise' is this Potter Puppet Pals things that is just hilarious. You should watch it, it's so random.