Title: The Naruto Theme Song Machine: Individuals Edition
Author: WolfDancer
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the songs used in this fic. Thanks and enjoy!
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Talking
Thinking
Inner Sakura
WolfDancer: (Adjusts her glasses) Hello everyone, my name is WolfDancer and this is my first Naruto fic. I have invented a Theme Song Machine. I enter a name it picks a song for you based on your personality. Now, I have brought the Naruto cast members here to give them theme songs.
Sasuke: This is stupid.
Naruto: My theme song will rock! Believe it!
Sakura and Ino: Sasuke's theme song will be better!
WolfDancer: Alright quiet! Ok first on the list is Team Kakashi. So let's begin with the team leader: Hatake Kakashi! (Goes up to the machine and types in 'Kakashi'.)
Machine: Theme Song Selected. Song: Hound Dog. Artist: Elvis Presley.
You ain't nothin but
a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You ain't nothin but a hound
dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a
rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine.
When they said
you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they
said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You
ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine.
WolfDancer: Any thoughts Kakashi?
Kakashi: Did you say something? (Goes back to reading Icha Icha Paradise)
WolfDancer: Uh… anyway next is the number one hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja Uzumaki Naruto! (Types 'Naruto' into the machine)
Machine: Theme Song Selected. Song: I'm Gonna Be Somebody. Artist: Travis Tritt
Bobby played his guitar
on the hard side of town
Where it's hard for a poor boy to find
the money
He had dedication, he had the heart and soul
Somehow
knew he was born to play
They said get a real job support your
family
Cause there's no future on the road your takin'
But he
never said a word, the dreamer just kept on
Late at night you
could hear him sing
I'm gonna be somebody, one of these days
I'm gonna break these chains
I'm gonna be somebody, someday, you
can bet your hard earned dollar I will
Bobby played his
hometown, one full moon August night
He heard a voice out in the
front row
It's a sandy-haired Texas boy with same ole hungry
eyes
Looked up at Bobby and said
I'm gonna be somebody, one
of these days I'm gonna break these chains
I'm gonna be somebody,
someday, you can bet your hard earned dollar I will
You can bet your hard earned dollar I will
WolfDancer: Well Naruto? What'd you think?
Naruto: That rocked! It totally suits me! Believe it!
WolfDancer: Cool. Anyway who's next?
Sakura: Sasuke can go if he wants.
Sasuke: I don't care.
WolfDancer: Next is Haruno Sakura! (Enters 'Sakura' into the machine while Sakura shouts about Sasuke going next)
Machine: Theme Song Selected. Song: Icky Vicky. Artist: The Fairly Odd Parents.
V-I-CKY
The sound of her name makes the little kids cry (AHHHHHHH)
Hey Vicky you're so so icky
Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sicky
Hey Vicky won't you please explain why
you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain
(OH OH OH!)
A chick who's just plain mean
A sour sweet 16
She's a fire breathing dragon
in a pair of black jeans (EEEEWWWW)
AHOOOOOOO
Hey Vicky won't you tell us true
how'd we ever get the bad luck to be stuck with you
Oh Vicky can we say one thing
It's your super total yuckiness
that makes us wanna sing
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
Icky Vicky ooo ooo
Icky Vicky ooo ooo
ICKY VICKY!
Sakura: That's a horrible theme song and my name isn't Vicky!
WolfDancer: Oh, well the message is there.
Sakura: What do you mean by that?!?!
WolfDancer: Nothing, nothing. Anyway last in team Kakashi is the Emo Uchiha Sasuke. (Enters 'Sasuke' into the machine)
Machine: Theme Song Selected. Song: Then What? Artist: Clay Walker.
I'm an emo kid,
non-conforming as can be.
You'd be non-conforming too if you
looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and ma-
WolfDancer: (Pushes a button on the machine) Oops. How'd that get in there? (Pushes another button)
Machine: You! I wanna take you to a gay bar-
WolfDancer: (Pushes several more buttons) Just give me a minute…
Machine:
Well I got a good
friend who's got a good life
He's got two pretty children and a
real nice wife
But he never seems quite satisfied
I said I know
what's on your mind
But you better think about it before you cross
that line
The grass ain't always greener on the other side
Then
what, what you gonna do
When the new wears off and the old shines
through
And it ain't really love and it ain't really lust
You
ain't anybody anyone's gonna trust
Then what, where you gonna
turn
When you cant turn back for the bridges you burn
And fate
can't wait to kick you in the butt
Then what
Well I ain't
saying that looking's a crime
Well I've done my share from time to
time
It don't mean that you gotta take that leap
When you're
standin' on the brink
Before you jump you gotta step back and
think
There's price for ever promise you don't keep
Then
what, what you gonna do
When the new wears off and the old shines
through
And it ain't really love and it ain't really lust
You
ain't anybody anyone's gonna trust
Then what, where you gonna
turn
When you cant turn back for the bridges you burn
And fate
can't wait to kick you in the butt
Then what
Do want you
want, do want you wish
It's your life but remember this
There's
bound to be some consequences
Sneaking under other fences
Then
what, what you gonna do
When the new wears off and the old shines
through
And it ain't really love and it ain't really lust
You
ain't anybody anyone's gonna trust
Then what, where you gonna
turn
When you cant turn back for the bridges you burn
And fate
can't wait to kick you in the butt
Then what
WolfDancer: So any thoughts Sasuke?
Sasuke: You made it play those songs on purpose didn't you?
WolfDancer: Of course not. Now why would I ever do such a thing? (I love sarcasm)
Sasuke: Whatever. It was stupid. That song doesn't even relate to me at all.
WolfDancer: Yeah right… (Sarcasm again) All right! That's the end of the first chapter and the chapter for Team Kakashi! (Applause) So in chapter two the team will be… (Opens an envelope with a drum roll in the background) Team Asuma! See you then! Bye everyone!
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The two excerpts before Sasuke's real song were from:
Emo Kid. By: Adam and Andrew.
Gay Bar. By: Electric Six.
Thanks and review if you wish!
Peace Out! WolfDancer
