Originally posted on Ao3, with the added use of photos, fake wiki pages etc. Hopefully it still makes sense on here without them [FF doesn't allow photos/HTML code]

I'll be continuing it, maybe do chapters that follow each other [but not too serious in the plot stuff]. More like her reaction to reading fanfiction or opening a new profile on social media, to the delight of twitter trolls etc etc. Maybe make it somewhat meaningful/inspirational in the end idk yet.

Probably be a mix of genres, Fluff/Smut/Angst/Crack We'll see. And of course... I'm going to rip into all of the shipping wars. #yolo


Okay so... it all started out so innocently... idle comments in the magazines about Supergirls lightened hair colour or what lipstick she was wearing that day and that's the stuff she was used too. That was fine... and then, then.. Valor announced himself to the world sporting a new suit in the inverted colours of red and blue... her ex-boyfriend.

That made things spiral...

Ping after ping came to the alerts on her phone all speculating whether they were together, which No they were NOT. It just made things at work.. awkward.

But that passed, he did an interview.. the hype died down... so that was good.

Then catastrophe struck... she saved a lot of people though ultimately many people died and her image was somewhat tarnished. People mentioned that they didn't know what to believe in and that they felt disconnected...

...to that of the choices she made...

...to who she really was... because they didn't know her and that is what has lead her here... ultimately googling herself.

Trying to find out what people saw... thought online. Of course she had ears... she heard the random chit chat on street corners, the bitching beside the water cooler and the prayers of those around her... thanking her.

But that wasn't fair, that was eavesdropping... that was without context, without the bigger picture..

... not that the internet provided the bigger picture.

Alas tapping in Supergirl... here goes...

A number of websites automatically started popping up... Catco obviously, TMZ, NC News.. images of her standing there... eating a chocolate bar... or an ice cream pot... okay.

Finding Wikipedia... *Clicks*

After spending a few moments giddy over the fact this actually existed... she was surprised to see how much they actually did know..

Turns out letting slip your surname was Zor to a nice fellow citizen meant that it went here...

Awesome... good job it says my fathers a mystery...

Rolling her eyes- wait.. how do they know my age?!

Clicking on it... Kal-El!

Letting out rows of Kryptonian expletives...

"K &&!jou- Ju&?!y- Glr££ hd- F&*^%#\wq...!"

Mother of Rao, I'm going to frisbee him through the galaxy! Loose lips sink ships and Kal-El was skirting the line to being forced onto the titanic after she's dug it up, only to let it sink again by a very angry very grumpy older-but younger female Kryptonian cousin.

Scrolling downward...

Lots of stuff about her career, saves and big events like Myriad and how she was unaffected compared to her cousin, take that! Boo yah!

Supergirl 1 - Superman 0

An excerpt of her first interview with Cat Grant detailing her relation and subsequently familial relationship with Superman. A sparse and inaccurate description of the House of El and meaning behind the crest.. thanks again Kal...

... he's practically human, he doesn't understand our culture ...

A detailed description of her powers and how at the beginning of her career she made a few mistakes... I DID NOT KILL ALL OF THE FISHIES IN THE BAY!

Now she was feeling guilty... XRaying the waterfront flying the next day... Just to be sure they were all still waggling under there... like they should be.

And they where... so FAKE NEWS.

Next it taunted her about her 'feuds' with Leslie Willis aka Livewire RIP and Maxwell Lord. Speculating whether him dropping off the face of the earth was her doing... I'm not a psychopath, last time Alex checked he was in the Bahamas.

Onwards.. it detailed her missions against Cadmus and her love/hate relationship with Lillian Luthor...

... Just because we worked together ONE time does not mean we're working through sexual tension...

...RAO! Mind wondering... she considered... what if they where?!

Eyes widening... NOOOO.

Nope-

-Nuh uh-

-Nah-

-Maybe?-

HELL NO. StOp ThInKiNg KaRa!

So... those thoughts brushed aside because Lillian totally-maybe-did not infact turn her on a teenie smidge with that sharp glare and menacing scowl...

... I did not and have not thought about what she'd do to me in that cage... sExUaLlY at all.

Lets leave it at that.

Floating further down... it listed her Super companions, aka who she's spotted with the most... listing Martian Manhunter, an FBI Agent- Identity unverified, her ties and dealings with the youngest Luthor, the joint fight with a host of friendly white Martian allies (M'gann) during the Dakum Ur with the Queen of Daxam, her fight and win against the Man of Steel ...

oooosh Supergirl 2 - Superman 0

... her extremely public spat with Saturn Girl when hunting for pestilence, mentions of Guardian sometimes showing up for no apparent reason and an interesting caption of speculation on her and Mon-El... aka Valor... the segment specific to her personal life. Finding links to the photos...

... and maybe the comments...

I WAS NOT CHECKING HIM OUT!

... Okay maybe she was... but ssshhh he was with Imra now... a girl can look...

...think about all the ways they used to touch...

A horny mess Kara needed a glass of water... or three fingers... or two... who's counting...

In all honesty anything would do...

She'd take Lillian Luthor if it meant getting over him...

DAMMIT WHY ARE ALL THE FEMALE LUTHORS IMPECCABLY HOT...

... At least Lena wasn't evil...

I think...

Her mind reeling back to Kryptonite and Reign...

Nah she good.

Can't blame her for trying to save Samantha.

And that's when she clicked on google images, wincing looking to the photos of her first fight and defeat against Reign...

Ouch...

Sighing... those memories still haunt her... that wasn't a good time in her life...

Pushing forward...

She started laughing at all of the memes she found... howling... sending them all to Alex...

People of the interwebs really are clever sometimes... too clever, only then was it that she found the Manips of her head ontop of very naked porn stars... they were doing unspeakable things...

...I draw the line at anal...

Eyes blazing, needing to scrub them out with molten lava... or lead... which ever would make her stop seeing she quickly shut her laptop... enough was enough...

Google was no help at all.


Let me know what you think!