Disclaimer: This would have been made into an omake if I owned it.
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Roy huffed as he gathered the needed items for coffee. "It's a common courtesy; when the pot is finished, you make a new one. Is that so hard?"
Uneven and a set of hollow foot steps behind him allowed Roy to keep his eyes on the coffee maker. "What do you need Fullmetal?"
"You're busy, I can wait."
Roy gave the boy a suspicious glance over his shoulder, seeing Fullmetal leaning heavily on the break room table with his brother standing a little ways over with a…well honestly a blank look, but Roy sensed it was supposed to be curious.
The door opened and Hawkeye and the others followed.
Roy heard a resonating "thung" of Fullmetal hitting Alphonse with a metal hand. "Watch this, Al."
The colonel then heard the familiar clap of Fullmetal's preferred way of performing alchemy.
Before the Flame Alchemist could turn to see what Fullmetal was transmuting, he felt an unnatural heat and the smell of ozone coming from his legs.
Startled, Roy spun around to see Fullmetal holding a blue piece of cloth as the realization that his legs were rather cold.
The Flame Alchemist glanced down before glaring at Fullmetal.
"Edward…"
Sensing that voice promised a very painful death Fullmetal gave a hasty salute.
"Happy April Fool's Day, Colonel!"
With that Fullmetal tore out of the room…
…with Colonel "Flame Alchemist" Roy Mustang chasing after him.
"GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!!!!"
"OH, COME ON COLONEL! I THINK YOU LOOK DEAD SEXY!"
A loud explosion sounded followed by a look of crashing.
"I don't think I'll ever get the image of the Colonel in a mini-skirt out of my mind do you?" Havoc asked, only to have everyone shake their heads no.
"Coffee?" Hawkeye asked.
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Why?
Because I'm weird. And my friend said I should.
SPECIAL THANKS: Vic Mignogna for saying that crazy line: "Colonel Mustang is dead sexy…heh, in a mini-skirt."
