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NMNT: Season 2 Chapter 1: 2001 A Ninja Odyssey Part 1

-Deep into Outer Space-

A giant blue beam of light made its way past the known solar system, traveling faster than the speed of light itself.

-On a distant planet-

On the planet's immediate surface was a giant city with towers and spires as far as the eye could see. The sky was red but this seemed to be something normal for the city's inhabitants. Everywhere you looked, anything from the tallest building to the nearest trash-can could resemble something out of a science fiction movie. One inhabitant in particular could be an example of all this. It was a four foot tall, two-stumped legged, and three fingered, green eyed, green mouth, oval shaped head robot. Apparently this robot was afraid of something and was trying to get away from it by going into an alley. This however turned out to be a bad decision because the alley led into a dead-end. The robot tried in vain to jump and climb the wall in front of it, but it was no use. Then it looked behind at its pursuers. Its pursuers turned out to be a small military like force; all were armed and potentially dangerous.

"Oh dear," said the robot in a male voice (apparently it could speak English), "Oh dear." The leader activated his ear communicator.

"Bravo team to base, we got that Fugitoid cornered in Sector 4," (let's just assume every one of the inhabitants can speak English) he said. His team then pointed their guns at the robot, now known as the Fugitoid.

"Oh no," said the Fugitoid as he tried to shield himself with his arms in a last resort sort of way.

"Roger, bag him and tag him Bravo. General Blanque wants him in one piece," replied a voice on the other end. As the soldiers prepared to fire, a giant blue beam rained down from the sky. As it hit the ground in the space between the Fugitoid and the soldiers, it flashed a brilliant, bright and blinding blue light. Then five objects started to materialize out of thin air, piece by piece and bit by bit. As the light died down, it revealed our five heroes, Naruto, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo. All were standing in the last position they were in back at the T.C.R.I. building (and they were facing the Fugitoid while their backs faced the soldiers).

"Ugh, my head," Naruto muttered as he rubbed his head.

"That was unpleasant," said Mikey.

All the soldiers gasped.

"Take cover, this Fugitoid has got some kind of secret weapon!" said the leader.

"No I don't!" the Fugitoid protested as he hid in a nearby blanket.

"Ugh, I feel like I've been turned inside out and back again," said Raph as he cracked his neck.

"What happened?" Mikey asked, "That light, the weird lab, those weird robot aliens; where'd they go?"

"You mean, where'd we go?" Leo replied.

"Some place I don't think we're supposed to be," said Naruto as he turned around to face the soldiers that still had their weapons raised.

"Natives don't look too friendly," Mikey muttered as he and the other four turned to see what Naruto meant.

"Looks like our best offense might be….." Don started to say.

"Some serious ass kicking ninja action," Raph finished as he took out his Sais. Don took out his Bo Staff, Mikey took out his Nun chucks, Leo took out his Katanas and Naruto raised his fists.

"Fire at will!" shouted the leader as his men sprayed their laser bullets. The five heroes leapt in the air and used everything they could find as cover. Leo then leapt out to a group of three soldiers and sliced and diced their weapons. Then he kicked them all down. With Raph, he fought two soldiers. He ran up the wall, kicked one solider then threw his Sai into the barrel of the other soldier's gun.

"Huh?" said the soldier, then the gun blew up in his face. The explosion then propelled the Sai and made it stick to the wall.

"Raph heads up!" Don shouted as he knocked away more soldiers and threw the lone Sai back at Raph. Meanwhile Mikey handled a group of three soldiers.

"You're mine you alien freak!" said a soldier as he pointed his gun at Mikey.

"Not today chumley!" Mikey replied as he swung his nun-chucks and knocked out the small group. Meanwhile Naruto faced off against a group of five.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" he exclaimed as he formed the famous sign and made six copies of himself.

"Ready!" he commanded.

"Ready," replied his clones as they all started to encircle the five soldiers; then they ran around in a circle to make sure they weren't hit by the lasers. Then they slid on the ground and put their feet in the air while shouting, "NA-RU-TO!" They kicked the group into a small mass and launched them in the air. Naruto then leapt up in the air, lifted his leg, and shouted the second phrase of his technique (while kicking the mass of soldiers back towards the ground hard), "UZUMAKI BARRAGE!" The group landed…hard, possibly even breaking a few bones in the process. The leader couldn't believe his eyes.

"Bravo to base, we need back-up!" he shouted into his head set.

"My word," said the Fugitoid, "Those fellows are making short work of these troops. But I still need a way out of here." The robot then walked over to a boarded up doorway and proceeded to rip apart the wood.

"One benefit of this robotic body is its sheer strength," he muttered. As he started to enter the doorway and run, he turned around and (with a tone of guilt in his voice) said, "Oh, I can't just run out on those little guys; they've been ever so helpful." As the five heroes took down the last of the soldiers, they all huddled together.

"What the hell was that all about," Leo asked.

"Whatever it was, it's not over. Look!" said Naruto as pointed out the reinforcements that were coming.

"Well guys, we fight or die?" Don asked.

"I vote fight," Raph replied.

"You always vote fight," Mikey complained.

"Umm excuse me! Hello! Terrapin beings! Yes you, this way quickly!" said the Fugitoid who was waving them to follow him as he made his way through the open doorway. Deciding they had no other choice, Naruto and the others all followed the robot just as the reinforcements arrived.

"Hurry, hurry! Those Federation Troops won't give up the chase so easily," said the Fugitoid as he climbed some stairs. As the gang followed the robot, Mikey took the momentary advantage to have some fun.

"Comin' through slowpoke!" he exclaimed as he leapt over Raph. Raph just growled in annoyance.

Soon the stairs led the now gang of six up to the roof of the building.

"Another dead end," said Leo as they all went towards the edge of the roof. Then they noticed down below them on the road a garbage truck of sorts. Then Mikey looked behind himself and saw the soldiers, now known as the Federation troops, coming up the stairs.

"Uh-oh, here comes the unwelcome wagon," he said.

"Quick, into that truck!" Leo commanded.

"No, I hate heights!" the Fugitoid protested.

"How do you feel about laser guns?" said Nartuo as he grabbed the robot and leapt off with the others following suit.

"Down, down and away!" Mikey exclaimed.

"I don't like this!" the Fugitoid protested. Luckily they all landed safely and let the garbage truck take them as far away as possible.

-The Roof Top of the building-

The Federation troop reinforcements all gathered on the roof top. The leader then walked towards the edge.

"Alpha to base, umm….we…lost the Fugitoid," he said into his head set.

-Federation Base of Operations-

"You what?!" shouted General Blanque from his command chair, "Search the entire sector, find that Fugitoid!"

-On the Garbage Truck-

Leo and the others now had a proper chance to look at their surroundings.

"Where are we?" Leo asked.

"Something tells me this isn't Manhattan," said Naruto.

"I'm not even sure we're on Earth," said Don. As the truck pulled in and stopped at a market square, the occupants decided to climb out. As Naruto climbed out, the Fugitoid said, "Ahh, Earth; is that your home planet? I do believe it's in this galaxy; at least…I've never heard of it. Are you five the dominant species on your planet?"

"WHERE ARE WE?!" Raph demanded to know.

"Calm down son. You're on the planet D'Hoonnib in the Cidion system, Federation Territory," the Fugitoid explained.

"A different galaxy?" Don asked.

"Master Splinter is so far away, so helpless" said Leo, "We need to find a way to help Master Splinter."

"We'll find a way Leo," said Raph.

"We don't even know how we got zapped here in the first place guys," said Naruto.

"That question has been vexing me," said the Fugitiod, "How did you materialize like that?"

"Guys you can compare theories later; right now we got company!" said Leo, pointing towards a small platoon of Federation troops marching down the street.

"Ugh, more of those bozos," said Raph as he got out his Sais.

"Don't look now, but those bozos brought a tank," said Don as he pointed out the land based military vehicle.

"How come bad guys always have the great toys," Mikey complained. The group then quickly hid in a fruit stand. The troops then surrounded the fruit stand.

"You're surrounded. Come out with your appendages where we can see them," shouted the leader as he and his platoon readied their laser weapons. They then started to knock away all the boxes that could potentially hide the group. But there was no one to be found.

"Fan out and search the streets!" the leader commanded, failing to notice a (what appeared to be) sewer that was nearby.

-In the D'Hoonnib Sewers-

"Check out these fancy sewers!" Mikey exclaimed, "Clean enough to eat off of! If only we had something to eat." As the group started to huddle away from the man hole, (and now it's time for something completely different/big lipped alligator moment) Mikey noticed a yellow skinned humanoid alien with a turtle shell on his back leading four small green furred alien rats. Mikey's eyes popped wide with wonder.

"Ooopadedada," said a rat.

"Whoa," Mikey whispered as they rounded a corner and disappeared from sight while he rejoined the others, "Bizzaro world."

"So what is your story?" Naruto asked the Fugitoid, "Why are those soldiers after you?"

"Hmm, yes; I do owe you a full explanation. Your see I am Professor Honeycutt, or at least I used to be," the Fugitoid, now known as Professor Honeycutt, started to explain.

-Flashback-

"I was the most brilliant scientist on D'Hoonnib."

An Albert Einstein looking male put on a head set that had three small glowing green lights.

"I had just completed my Mentawave Helmet, a device used for boosting mind powers like telepathy or telekinesis."

The professor then looked over towards a box/cubed shaped object and waved his arms as if he was telling it to come to him. Then the object started to cackle with green electricity as it floated in the air and went towards the professor.

"When I was rudely interrupted by General Blanque."

In another part of the professor's laboratory, a holographic image of the General's upper torso and head appeared. The professor then quit the experiment that he was performing to answer the General's call.

"Just because he's the head of the Federation Military in this sector, he thinks he can call anytime he wants. You see the 'good general' wanted me to build my Tele-portal device: a device capable of transporting beings from planet to planet."

The general made a few angry remarks before reminding the professor to build the Tele-portal device. As the device appeared in the hologram, it looked like the same machine that Naruto and the others accidentally got transported on.

"I invented the Tele-portal as a way to promote peace, but General Blanque had other ideas. He wanted to use it as a weapon for death and destruction."

When the general had said his fill, Professor Honeycutt had an appalled look on his face. He then marched angrily over to the holographic communicator's 'End Transmission' button and pushed it.

"And that is why, even though he was funding my work, I could never build it for him."

Outside the professor's home, a raging electrical/thunder storm was passing over the area. Rain swirled in from every direction.

"It was then that I received a distress call from my worker robot S.A.L."

The professor stepped outside to see what the emergency was. He looked over to his left and saw that his robot was tangled up in some sort of electric-conductive cables.

"He had become entangled in some wires and an electrical storm was brewing."

As the professor was untangling the robot, lighting suddenly hit a metal pole that was atop the professor's home. The current then traveled through the cable and shock both Professor Honeycutt and his robot.

"Then we were struck by lightning. The lightning must have triggered my Mentawave Helmet. My body died in the process, but my mind was transferred into S.A.L.'s robotic shell."

The professor's body was now burned beyond any chance of being resuscitated. But his mind was now safe inside the robot's body, thus he could continue to live. As the professor, now in the robot's body, got up, he found that his troubles were not over yet. Just some fifty feet away, a military vehicle touched down. Its doors opened up and out came Federation Troops and General Blanque himself.

"Apparently the 'good general' had been spying on me and was well aware of my transference into this robot body. He was overjoyed; you see, robots have no rights. The general could do anything he liked with me now. The Tele-portal I wouldn't give him when I was human he could take from me now that I became a robot. He sent his men after me."

Professor Honeycutt, realizing what was about to happen, started to run into the nearby forest. And he ran, and ran, and ran, and ran as fast as his robot legs would carry him. The soldiers however pursued with no signs of slowing down. Then Professor Honeycutt decided to hide underneath a cone shaped shell.

"But with the help of some Hermit Crab like creatures, I was able to elude Blanque and his soldiers. At least until I came into the city."

The Hermit Crab then raised its shell up just high enough for the professor to escape in a different direction.

-Flashback End-

"Which is where you five came in," Professor Honeycutt concluded.

"Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Don asked.

"That an extra large serving of Kung-Pao Chicken would be good right now," Mikey replied as he licked his lips. The others just gave him annoyed looks.

"The professor's Tele-portal," Naruto answered.

"Yep, if the professor here…." Don started.

"Can build his Tele-Portal…." Leo continued.

"Then we can use it….." Raph continued.

"To go home!" Naruto finished.

"Home," Mikey muttered happily, then he shook his head and said, "Uhh, don't get me wrong Professor Roboto, these sewers are nice. But they don't have that sewer fresh stank our sewers have."

"How do they keep these sewers so clean?" Raph asked.

"Probably something to do with that!" Don panicked as he pointed to a large robot that had many robotic tentacles and a giant gaping mouth filled with several spinning blades. The group then decided as fast as they could away from the mechanical menace.

"Oh dear!" exclaimed Professor Honeycutt.

"It's gaining on us!" Mikey shouted.

"I don't think we can outrun it!" Don exclaimed.

"Then it looks like it's time to rage against the machine," Leo said (with a subtle reference to the American rock band) as he stood his ground and took out his Katanas.

"If you guys can slow it down, I think I can stop it," said Don who took out his Bo Staff.

"I've got an idea!" said Naruto as he leapt up to the ceiling and grabbed two decent sized pipes and threw them to Raph and Mikey.

"Raph Mikey, think fast!" he exclaimed. The two turtles got the idea as they grabbed the pipes and pushed up against the giant machine. Naruto and Leo then decided to help.

"Hurry Donny!" Leo exclaimed. Don then leapt up on top of the giant machine and accessed the control panel.

"Donny, I don't know how long we can hold this thing!" Mikey shouted as the professor decided to help as well.

"Raph, toss me a Sai!" Don shouted. As Raph did, the giant robot got the upper hand and pushed aside all those who were holding it back. Don caught the Sai and stabbed the control panel effectively disabling the machine.

"See," Don said with a little bit of nervousness in his voice, "Piece of cake."

-Federation Base of Operations-

"I can't believe with all the Federation technology at our disposal we can't find one damn Fugitoid!" General Blanque shouted as he looked at a giant computer monitor that had a photo of Professor Honeycutt's new robot body.

"General Blanque there's a disturbance in the sewers. Wait! We've got them sir, Sector 8," said his purple haired female assistant.

"General Blanque to all units: quarantine Sector 8. Kill the five terrapin creatures, but the Fugitoid must be unharmed. Repeat: the robot must be unharmed!" General Blanque called out, his voice echoing throughout the base. The soldiers in the base armed them selves with their laser guns and readied the tanks.

"If you'll forgive my asking sir, what is so important about this Tele-Portal device?" the purple haired female assistant asked, "It's useful for transportation but…"

"It's much more than that. It holds the key to the balance of power in our galaxy if not the universe. As a weapon the Tele-Portal is unparalleled. It could be used to secretly transport our newest nuclear-fusion bombs into the middle of enemy space craft. Into the center of unsuspecting enemy cities. Even to the center of an enemy planet. I could bring our enemies to their knees and raise the Federation flag across the entire galaxy," General Blanque said.

"But our enemies; if they knew about this technology, they'd stop at nothing to get it," said the female assistant.

"Exactly; the Tele-Portal must be ours. The Fugitoid must be captured," General Blanque replied.

-Sector 8-

A sewer man hole was opened and out came Professor Honeycutt followed by Leo, Naruto, Don, Raph, and Mikey. They looked around and saw some Ferderation Troops interrogating a vendor.

"These soldiers are everywhere," Raph muttered as the group decided to hide somewhere safe.

"Indeed," agreed Professor Honeycutt.

"We've got to get out of the city fast," said Leo, "Raphael, we're going to need some transportation.

"Back in two," Raph replied and left.

"Umm, I'll keep an eye on him," said Mikey as he followed Raph. Up ahead, Raph stopped and looked around before going to the left. Behind him, Mikey stopped in the same spot, but went to the right.

"Now to find somethin' to eat," he muttered in a happy/devious sort of way. In a market square, Raph hid behind a trash can and saw a tank just a few feet ahead of him. He made his way over to the tank and took knocked out the soldier that was standing in the entrance. Raph then heard his partner ask, "Which sewer entrance were we supposed to be watching again?"

Raph then leapt in and said, "Yo pal, mind if I borrow your tank?" Before the soldier manning the tank could respond, Raph knocked him out.

Meanwhile Mikey had snagged himself a bag of potato chips. He was just about to eat one (it was colored pink) when he heard the sound of weapons being pointed at something. He turned around and saw two Federation soldiers pointing their weapons at him.

"Uh, hi guys," he said. Then he threw every potato chip the bag held at once, creating instant/quick confusion, and ran while saying, "Bye guys!" As he rounded a corner, there in front of him was a large tank with its cannon aimed at him.

"Sometimes I just hate being me," he muttered. Then the two soldiers that found Mikey we're behind him.

"Well, if I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down fighting!" he exclaimed as he got out his Nun-Chucks. The soldiers aimed their weapons, but all of a sudden the cannon swept them away and knocked them into some boxes. Then the tank's entrance opened up and Raph pooped his head out and said, "Quit foolin' around Mikey, we gotta pick up the others."

-A Short While Later-

"Nothing like riding in style!" Naruto said as he surveyed the tank (they're all inside) that was cruising along the streets.

"Couldn't you have boosted something…I don't know, a little less CONSPICUOUS!" Leo complained, "You know, something that might blend in better!"

"Are you kiddin', this bitch is almost invisible it blends in so well," Raph replied. Just then the tank went past some Federation troops and a couple of tanks.

"Hey that's my tank!" shouted the Federation tank driver that Raph knocked out. The tanks then pursued the stolen tank.

"Yeah real invisible," said Leo sarcastically. Just then the Federation tanks started to fire, hoping to disable the stolen tank.

"Don return fire!" said Naruto.

"In a minute, my D'Hoonnibian is a little rusty," Don replied. The Federation tanks started to close in.

"Donny you better figure out how to fire this bitch or we're gonna be smoked meat in a can," said Raph in an urgent tone.

"Perhaps I can be of some service," Professor Honeycutt suggested as he switched his right hand with a tool of sorts, "One of the benefits of this robot body."

He then stuck it into a jack. "Yes, I have weapons control," he said. Raph then turned the tank around and faced the pursuers.

"Raph, tell me you're not playing 'Chicken' here," said a worried Leo.

"A turtle is never a chicken!" said Raph as he turned the cannon around.

"Now Doc," he said to the professor, "Fire!" The professor did and they managed to destroy three of the four tanks that were following them.

"There's one more left on our tail!" said Naruto.

"Not for long!" said Raph as he rammed the tank up against a wall, making the debris fall onto the other one.

"One more up ahead!" said Naruto.

"Fire!" Raph yelled. On the other side of the destroyed tank, Federation troops were prepared to attack the stolen one as soon as it came through the wreckage. As it did, the leader shouted, "MOVE IN!" They then all fired their lasers on the tank and made it explode.

-Federation Base of Operations-

"Imbeciles," General Blanque yelled as he watched the whole thing unfold, "I thought I gave the order that the Fugitoid should not be harmed!"

-With the Federation Troops-

"They're not here sir, they must have evacuated the vehicle before it exploded," said the leader.

"Find them soldier, FIND THEM!" General Blanque commanded. Meanwhile in an alley not to far away, the five heroes and the professor were watching everything. Then Leo gave a hand signal telling the group to move someplace safer. Professor Honeycutt, however, did not notice it until he saw that no one was with him.

"Now where did those little fellows go?" he wondered. Just then Naruto grabbed him by the shoulder.

"Ah; how do you know all those wonderful disappearing techniques?" the professor asked. Naruto just covered his mouth and said, "Shh, maybe we'll tell you later but for now, come on." He then led the professor out of the alley just as the Federation troops were combing the area.

-Federation Base of Operations-

"Deploy all units! Kill anyone or anything that gets in the way! Hunt down that Fugitoid and bring it to me!" General Blanque shouted to his troops.

-In an Abandoned Warehouse-

The purple haired female assistant walked carefully, looking around and made sure she wasn't being watched. As she walked towards a room a voice called out.

"Do you have the information we discussed?" it said (it sounded like a male). The assistant then entered the room and walked towards a table where the voice made its presence known. It belonged to a Triceratops dinosaur looking alien that was wearing a mask of sorts over its face On one of its eyes was an eye patch.

"If you have the grease," the assistant replied.

"Look in the box," said the Triceratops. She did and gasped at the amount of jewels that were inside.

"Navian pleasure gems, enough for a life time," she said. The Triceratops then closed the box.

"First things first my friend; my superiors are very interested in the Tele-Portal. Tell me everything you know about this Fugitoid….everything," he said.

-In the City-

Tanks and platoons were swarming everywhere trying in vain to locate Professor Honeycutt and kill the five heroes. Leonardo peered from an alley way to make sure that the patrol that just passed by was not watching them.

"That's the fifth patrol that we've seen in the last hour," he said.

"Don't those guys have anything better to do?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, like eat?" Michelangelo asked as his stomach growled, "I know poor baby," he said in a tone that someone would use to talk to babies, "You're hungry aren't ya."

"We got an entire alien army lookin' for us and you're talkin' to your stomach?" Raphael asked in annoyance.

"Well it's talkin' to me," Mikey retorted, "It's sayin': 'Food, food'."

"More than food, we need an escape plan," said Donatello.

"We need to get off this planet quickly and quietly; and that means smugglers," said Professor Honeycutt, "I believe I know of one particularly sleazy inn that we just might obtain off world transport."

"Sounds like a plan," said Naruto, "Lead on professor."

-Federation Base of Operations-

"General Blanque, all squads are at full alert sir," said the purple haired female assistant as she walked over to the general who was standing in front of a computer monitor, "These images of the five alien life forms and the Fugitoid are posted all over the city. We'll find them."

As the images of Naruto, Leo, Mikey, Don, Raph and Professor Honeycutt appeared on the monitor, General Blanque said, "We had better. Kill the five aliens for all I care; turn their skins into pelts that will lie at the foot of my bed, but bring me that Fugitoid!"

"Yes sir," the female assistant replied.

-On a Bunker Like Spaceship in the middle of a forest-

The Triceratops alien was sitting at the control panel when he received a call.

"Speak," he said.

"Still no sign of the Fugitoid Commander Mozar, but we'll find him. However, I'm afraid that a Tele-Portal is worth much more than what you paid me," said the female assistant.

"BAH! Your greed disgusts me; however, you will get whatever money you wish. The Triceraton Republic shall have the Tele-Portal. It shall give us great victory! I must have that Fugitoid!" the Triceraton, now known as Commander Mozar, replied.

-In the City-

The gang gathered in an alley where they had a clear view of the inn.

"This doesn't exactly look like your kind of place professor," said Naruto.

"Umm, well I'm very partial to the D'Hoonnibian spicy cheese disk they serve here. At least I used to be," said Professor Honeycutt as he knocked on his robot body for emphasis.

"Whoa, alien pizza; what a concept," said Mikey.

"We can't just walk in there, our pictures are everywhere," said Leo.

"Maybe it's time for the ninjutsu art of disguise," Don said as he pointed out a clothes line.

"Already taken care of Don," said Naruto as he formed the ram seal, "Transform!" In a poof of smoke, Naruto transformed from himself into the coffee loving worm alien from Men in Black.

"Naruto, you watch way too many tv shows," said Don.

"Just get me my coffee," Naruto said while imitating the alien's voice to a perfect pitch. The others then proceeded to obtain some of the cloaks with hoods that were on the clothes line. The professor put on a tan cloak, Leo, Raph, and Don put on the red cloaks, but Mikey started to protest at the only color that was left.

"I can't wear this!" he complained as he pointed to the pink dress-like hooded cloak, "I can't!"

"What, it should fit just fine," said Don trying to be the voice of reason.

"These colors clash with my headband," Mikey retorted, "It's a fashion nightmare!"

"Mikey, there's food in there," said Naruto, "Foood." Mikey then looked at his stomach.

-Inside the inn-

The inn looked like a scene taken right out of Star Wars. First Professor Honeycutt went in followed by Naruto then the disguised ninja turtles.

"This had better be worth it," Mikey muttered in annoyance. As they walked around the restaurant part of the inn, there were wanted posters of the group everywhere. Leo then lowered his hood even further down over his face. Mikey, on the other hand, went straight for the bar stools situated around the bartender who was currently making something.

"Stomach, you n' me are gonna party," Mikey whispered as he inspected the menu, but found that he could not read it.

"Um, excuse me garcon? Um I'll have what he's having," he said pointing to the alien sitting right next to him eating a plate of pink alien food. The bartender complied and within seconds he served Mikey a hot fresh platter of pink alien food. To Mikey's horror, he found the dish to be rather disgusting and displeasing to the eye. In it he immediately saw one mushroom, three worms and an eye ball.

"Yeeccchhh," said Mikey.

"Delicious," said the alien who was sitting right next to him, "Extraordinarily exquisite." As Mikey got up to leave, he bumped into a six-eyed alien with a cigarette in his mouth (don't know how or why that is but let's just go with it).

"Hey beautiful are you a library book?" he asked, "cuz' I'm checkin' you out."

"Hee, hee, I'm not a library book," Mikey answered in a falsetto tone.

"You're new here; I like that in a woman. So what's your Viz-screen number?" the alien asked.

"Umm, 555-Kick in the head?" Mikey answered as he delivered a knock-out blow to the six eyed alien. But as he did, his hood fell down and revealed his true face. The bartender looked from him to a wanted poster before picking up a phone to call about the reward.

"Umm hello, I'm calling about those strange green life forms and their blond humanoid friend, as well as the Fugitoid," he said.

-Federation Base of Operations-

"General Sir, the Fugitoid and the off-worlders have been sighted," said a solider.

"Well finally," replied General Blanque, "Have all units in that sector move in!"

Meanwhile, the female assistant quietly activated her communicator and spoke in a low whisper, "Commander Mozar, they've been located."

-The inn-

Naruto and the others, minus Mikey, stood around and waited for Professor Honeycutt to return. When he did, he pointed over to a table and said, "I do believe these fine gentlemen can help us." They looked over and saw two suspiciously familiar characters; one of them let out a low guttural bear-like sound that sounded like, "Gwraaaawwhhh."

"Why is there a purple-skinned Han Solo and a blue haired Chewbacca sitting in this very inn?" Naruto asked incredulously.

Raph and Leo just looked at each other and said at the same time, "We can do better." Just then, Federation soldiers came rushing in through the entrance.

"Everybody freeze in the name of the Federation!" said the leader.

"Man they'll let anybody in this place," Raph muttered as he started to get out his Sais, but Leo made a 'put-it-away' gesture.

The soliders then moved through the crowd saying things like, "Out of the way; Stand clear; Move it!" As Mikey silently joined the group, Leo started looking around for a way out.

"The back door," he whispered to the others, "Come on." But as they backed away, they suddenly stopped when Mikey felt a gun being pointed on his back.

"You, get back in there!" the Federation soldier commanded.

"You couldn't possibly hit a lady, but you know," Mikey said before he switched back to hit regular voice and said, "a lady could hit you!" He then took out his Nun-Chucks at hit the soldier before he could retaliate.

"You go girl!" said a random alien. Just then the rest of the Federation soldiers came to see what the commotion was all about.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful," Mikey said.

"Troopers, ATTACK!" yelled the leader. Mikey, Don, Leo, Raph, Naruto and Professor Honeycutt then decided to drop the disguises they had on and attacked back. Mikey took on a group and led them over to the bar where the platter of pink alien food was still there.

"I hear the food here is exquisite," he bantered in a bad French accent as he threw the food into the soldier's faces and kicked them.

Meanwhile Don knocked a group of three around with hi Bo Staff. As one solider hit the wall, he dropped his gun.

Don picked it up and couldn't help but admire the thing that almost killed him while saying, "Fascinating; now then, it shouldn't be too hard to find the on switch." Just then the Federation soldiers started to encircle the group.

"Oh dear, they have us surrounded," said the professor.

"Take out the off-worlders, but don't target the Fugitoid. On my order!" the leader said as he and the rest of his men pointed their guns at the group. Suddenly an explosion blew the Federation soldiers away. And from the big gaping hole that was made came in Commander Mozar and three Triceraton soliders.

"Find the Fugitoid, kill the rest. TO VICTORY!" yelled Commander Mozar.

"TO VICTORY!" the Triceraton soldiers replied as they started to open fire.

"Oh my, oh my!" said Professor Honeycutt (who had 'C-3PO not getting hit by laser blasts' syndrome) Just then, Naruto leapt in and carried him away to the nearest source of cover.

"Man, who invited the dinosaurs?" Raph asked as he joined them.

"Triceratons," replied the professor, "A ruthless and war-like race. They're the sworn enemies of the Federation. I simply can't imagine what they're doing here."

Meanwhile the leader decided to find cover and report to General Blanque.

"General, we are under attack by Triceratons! Repeat: we are under attack by Triceratons!" he yelled.

"Triceratons? On a Federation planet?! They've gone too far. Wipe them out, ALL OF THEM!" commanded General Blanque

"Yes sir, we're-ugh-we're trying sir!" replied the leader.

Meanwhile Mikey was using every once of strength he had to dodge the laser blasts.

"We need a way out of here!" he yelled as he hid behind a stone pillar.

"I'm working on that!" Don yelled as he was re-wiring the gun. "C'mon. c'mon; there!" he said as he inspected the table he was hiding under. "Hmm, structurally sound," he said as he pushed a button on the gun which made it beep like it was going to explode. Then he stood it up right, leapt onto the table and called out, "ALL ABOARD THE TURTLE EXPRESS!" Mikey, Leo and Raph quickly responded while Naruto ran with Professor Honeycutt. Suddenly, however, a laser hit the professor straight into his robot abdomen. Luckily it appeared that no damage had been done, but when Naruto tried to help him up, a shower of laser blasts prevented him from doing so.

"Look out!" Naruto exclaimed as the professor was suddenly hurled into the air by a Triceraton and was caught by another, and another and another until he landed into a group of Triceratons. Naruto shook his head in defeat as he leapt onto the table with his turtle brothers just in the nick of time. The gun then made a long bleep and exploded, hurling the five ninja warriors into the air and out and far enough away from the inn, making a very rough landing in the process. From afar the professor's voice could be heard.

"Get your hands off me! Let me go!"

"Guys look!" said Leo as he indicated the small Triceraton vehicle that was taking away their only chance of getting home.

Meanwhile the Federation soldiers started to exit through the giant hole the Triceratons made.

"General," said the leader, "The Triceratons are escaping with the Fugitiod!"

-Federation Base of Operations-

"My god; if the Triceratons get their hands on the Tele-Portal it-it'll spell death for us all," General Blanque whispered. Then he shook his head, rose from his chair and yelled out, "Scramble the troops, full pursuit! We must get the Fugitoid back! Ready my Commando Squad, I'll deal with these bastards personally."

-With the Five Heroes-

"Damn it, they're getting away," said Leo.

"Guys, check this out," Don said as he ran over to a beat-up hover vehicle that had a side car.

"That bucket of bolts?" Raph asked.

"O ye of little faith," Don replied as he started to tinker with the motor. Soon the hover vehicle roared to life. "I am so good," he said.

"Side car, I call side car," said Mikey. Then, in a very bad William Shatner voice, said, "Warp nine Mr. Sulu, degas are….out of…orbit."

"Hey Don, want me to drive?" Naruto asked.

"It's all under control," said Don as he pushed some buttons. The hover vehicle rose into the air then gave a sudden jerk and flew away very fast.

"Uhh, I meant to do that," said Don. The vehicle then swayed and swerved as Don tried to slow it down while keeping it in the air. Mikey yelled out of happiness while everyone else screamed for their lives. Miraculously, they caught up with the Triceratons over the forests of D'Hoonnib. But they didn't go unnoticed.

"Mozar to base, we are being followed," said Commander Mozar, "Kill them!"

"Affirmative Commander," said a leader of a nearby group of three Triceratons. They then put on jetpacks and flew into the air. As they neared the hover vehicle that the five warriors commandeered, they opened fire, lasers exploding on all sides.

"We got horn heads on our tail!" Leo shouted.

"Man I wish this flyin' bath tub had some weapons, we're sittin' ducks!" said Raph.

"Guys you're looking at your weapon right here," said Naruto as he stood up from his seat and faced the immediate threats. Then he formed some hand signs in rapid succession, took a deep breath and shouted, "Wind Style: Giant Wind Scythe Jutsu!" He then blew out a large gust of wind that had invisible chakra powered blades which hit the three Triceratons hard. But unfortunately as they fell, they each squeezed off one last laser blast which all found their way towards the hover vehicle. As the lasers hit the hover vehicle, two hit the wings while the third hit the engine.

"We're going down!" Don yelled as he fought for control while the vehicle fell.

"We're doomed, we're doomed!" Mikey yelled as he shut his eyes. And in no time the vehicle made its way through the D'Honnibian tree canopy.

"The brakes, hit the brakes!" Leo yelled.

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" they all went as the hover vehicle made a rough landing and tossed out the occupants.

"Ugggggghhhhhhh," they groaned as they started to get up.

"Nice landin' bro," muttered Raph.

"It could've been worse," said Don.

"I don't think so," said Leo with a guilty expression on his face, "We lost the professor. We'll never find him now, which means we'll never get home. We failed ourselves, we failed Master Splinter."

"Lighten up Leo," said Naruto who put a hand on his shoulder, "We'll find a way."

"We always do," said Mikey.

"Well I took the liberty of attaching a turtle tracker to our little metal friend," said Don as he took out the tracking device locator from his duffel bag (remember he still had it from when they all entered the T.C.R.I. building).

"Nice work Donny," said Leo. Then they heard a noise.

"What was that?" Raph asked.

"Fighting; it sounds like it's nearby, come on!" said Naruto as he led the way.

"Aww, just once I wish we were running away from the explosions," Mikey whined.

In the distance, the Triceratons were now engaged in combat with the Federation soliders, while trying to make their way back to their bunker like spaceship with Professor Honeycutt in their possession. Everywhere you could look, lasers were falling like rain. In a nearby bush, the five heroes observed the battle they were about to step in.

"What have we stepped into this time?" Raph muttered.

Don looked at the tracking device locator and said, "Guys, Professor Honeycutt is in there somewhere."

"Its rescue time," said Naruto as the turtles got out their weapons and stealthily stepped through the battle field while trying not to be spotted.

Meanwhile up in the air, General Blanque looked all over for the professor.

"Damn Triceratons, I want them dead!" he said as he peered through his high-tech binoculars, "All units, FULL ATTACK!"

On the ground, Commander Mozar entered the Triceraton bunker like spaceship. He then turned and yelled into the sky, "The Federation shall fall! We shall hatch our brood in their ruined cities!" He then fired a laser at the hover craft General Blanque was on.

"Commander," said a Triceraton behind him, "We have the Fugitoid Safely inside."

"Excelent," said Commander Mozar, "All troops fall back and prepare for departure." Just near the door hatch, the five heroes arrived.

As the hatch door was closing Raph said, "The horn heads are bookin'." They then all made a run for the door and got inside just as it closed. They then proceeded to walk into the room in front of them and explore a bit. It appeared to be a cargo bay of sorts.

"I don't get it, why would a bunker have a cargo bay?" Leo wondered. Then the Spaceship started to rumble.

"Maybe because it's not a bunker," Naruto answered. Outside the spaceship started to rise high in the sky.

"That Triceraton ship must not be allowed to leave the planet!" shouted General Blanque.

-Up in Space-

"Planetary defense: ready the tractor beams!" General Blanque commanded the four planetary defense ships. Onboard the Triceraton spaceship bridge, they saw what the Federation was planning on doing.

"Commander, the Federation ships are powering up their tractor beams," said a helmsman.

"Activate the ion burn," said Commander Mozar.

"But that will use up all of our fuel," warned a second helmsmen.

"It is the only way! Do it," said Commander Mozar. The second helmsmen pulled a lever and the ship let out a burst of blue energy which made it like rocket. In the cargo bay, the five heroes were taken aback with this sudden burst of speed. They flew into the air and lay flat against a wall. They then started to feel the extreme G-Force on their entire body. Faces were pulled back as if they were being sucked in by a vacuum. But just as soon as it started, it was over. The next thing they felt was weightlessness as they floated in the air. Don then peered out of a nearby window.

"Guys check this out," he said. Outside everyone could see stars and planets as far as the eye could see (for some strange illogical reason).

"We're in space?!" Mikey asked incredulously. Then there was more trouble.

"Guys, we're running out of air in here, hold your breath in and save what little we have left for as long as you can," said Naruto as he took in a deep breath while the others followed suit. Outside, the ship then entered through a hyperspace portal.

-In a Different part of the Galaxy-

A hyperspace portal opened up and out came the Triceraton spaceship. Soon it came upon a mother ship of sorts. The mother ship was shaped like an ice-cream cone with a giant glass dome instead of ice-cream. The cone part was made up of (presumably) Triceraton spaceship parts. There were six arms that seemed to serve no purpose. Iside the Triceraton spaceship bridge, Commander Mozar, who was sitting in his chair, looked at the mother ship while appearing to be deep in thought. The door to the bridge then opened up and two Triceraton soldiers brought in Professor Honeycutt.

"Ah, Professor Honeycutt; you honor us with your esteemed presence," said Commander Mozar as he turned his chair to face the robot.

"Oh, why thank you I-wait, how do you know who I am?" the professor asked.

"We learned your identity from an old friend of yours: General Blanque," replied Commander Mozar, "We know you hold the secret to the ultimate weapon inside that robot brain of yours, and the Triceraton Republic will have it one way or another. Ensign, I want this scout ship inventoried and inspected when we land." One of the helmsmen gave a salute and left. Just then the ship entered the mother ship and docked inside. Then the mother ship activated its engines and blasted off towards another hyperspace portal. Inside the spaceship, the doors to the cargo bay opened and the helmsmen and five other Triceratons entered. They then started to do the inspection.

"Hmm, no visible signs of the hull being breached," muttered the helmsmen.

"Sir," said a Triceraton soldier, "Stowaways." He then removed some boxes to reveal the five heroes sitting in a meditation position with their eyes closed.

"What, this chamber had no atmosphere, they must be dead," said the helmsmen as he touched Raphael's hand for any sign of life.

"Get your paws off me you damn three horned dinosaur," said Raph.

"Alive, but how?" wondered the helmsmen.

"It's called Chi Gong," Leonardo replied.

"It means 'Internal Breathing'," said Naruto.

"Our ninja training teaches us how to slow our breath and heart rate enabling us to survive the loss of atmosphere, for a while anyway," said Donatello.

"I don't know about you bros, but now I'm ready for a taste of good old Oxygen," said Michelangelo as he took in a deep breath, only to face the horrible realization that there was no oxygen to breathe.

As he coughed and wheezed, the helmsmen said, "Oxygen? We Triceratons breathe in a hearty mixture of Nitrogen and Sulfur." The otheres then too started to feel the effects of not breathing in oxygen.

"Take them away for interrogation, and bring me five atmosphere converters," said the helmsmen.

-In another part of the galaxy-

The mother ship exited out of hyper space. In one part of the mother ship, Commander Mozar led Professor Honeycutt towards a large window that gave a view into space.

"Behold," said Commander Mozar, "The Triceraton home world!" In the distance, an extremely large planet sized ice-cream cone shaped spaceship with multiple arms could be seen. And just like the mother ship, it too had a glass dome.

"Glorious, is it not?" Commander Mozar asked.

The mother ship then docked itself with one of the home world's arms.

"Come," said Commander Mozar as he led the robot away, "The high council awaits."

-The High Council Chambers-

Professor Honeycutt stood before seven Triceratons, who were sitting at a triangle-shaped table.

"I can offer you protection from your Federation pursuers," said the apparent leader, "Plus full rights as a citizen of the Triceraton Republic. You need no longer be a fugitive robot."

"That's very kind of you Prime Leader Zanramon," said the professor, "But I cannot in good conscious build the device that could potentially used for such destructive purposes." The prime leader slammed his left fist onto the table in anger.

"You will be crushed into submission!…..I mean *achem*; my friend, the Triceratons only seek stability not conquest. Your Tele-Portal will be a weapon of peace not war," he said trying to persuade the robot to change his mind.

"I only wish I could believe that," Professor Honeycutt replied. Just then a video call from one of Commander Mozar's helmsmen interrupted the meeting. As Prime Leader Zanramon answered, a hologram of the helmsmen appeared.

"Please excuse us prime leader but we found something on the scout ship," said the helmsmen.

"It better be good ensign," said Zanramon, "Put it on screen." The holographic image became bigger and showed Naruto, Leo, Don, Raph and Mikey all with their hands behind their backs and with a tube sticking into their mouths.

"We discovered these stowaways in the hold and…." The helmsmen started to answer, but the professor gasped.

"The terrapin beings? Here? How?" he asked.

"You know these creatures?" Zanramon asked slyly.

"Please, don't harm them, they are my only friends!" pleaded the professor.

"As you wish," Zanramon replied with a smug on his face, "Keep the creatures alive ensign," he commanded, but as the holographic image disappeared he added the after thought, "For now. Let's skip the diplomacy; you have one orbital cycle to begin work on your Tele-Portal. If you refuse, your friends will be executed!"

-In the Prison Part of the Triceraton Home World-

A small transport-like vehicle entered the prison entrance as lights shone in on it form all directions. A door then opened up.

"Prisoners, move out," said the Triceraton who opened the door. Don first stepped out and saw two moving walkways, one that led away from the transport and another that went towards the transport. The Triceraton who opened the door pushed him forward.

"Hey! Watch it!" Leo said in an angry tone while Raph just gave the Triceraton a dirty look. Another Triceraton pushed both of them forward. Mikey and Naruto did not protest, instead they moved forward quietly. When the group was together, they were all escorted by two Triceraton prison guards and were put on the moving walkway. Then the five heroes noticed a prisoner moving on the other walkway.

"No, have mercy! Please! NO! Please don't take me to the games! Anything but the games! Let me go!" yelled the prisoner who was escorted by eight Triceraton prison guards and put onto the transport.

"OK, I'll bite: what are the games?" Naruto asked.

"Pray that you'll never find out alien," replied the guard ominously. As they approached a front desk of sorts, the guard said, "Fresh meat ready to be processed." The Triceraton front desk guard nodded and pushed a button which lowered an opened ring shaped machine of sorts.

"Prisoners: step back with your hands up," the second Triceraton guard commanded. As they did, a blue glowing band appeared on both their right and left wrists. Then the front desk guard pushed another button which made the bands on their wrists bind with each other and imprinted an identification number on them. Then the front desk guard opened the door in front of them. The two guards then led them to the cell the five would be sharing.

"Inside alien scum," said the first guard.

"Who are you callin' 'alien' you dino freak?!" Raph complain/asked with an insulted tone of voice. The first guard then started to make a move to hit Raph, but Raph went, "Ah ah ah, your boss wants us alive." The second guard then took out a small hand held device and pushed a button which made the identification number shock Raph.

The first guard then kicked him in with the rest of the gang and said, "I can make you wish you weren't!" Then he closed the cell door.

-To Be Continued-

I'm back dear readers; so welcome to the next installment of NMNT. I worked diligently after I re-took the ACT, except on Halloween where I had to pass out candy while scaring kids as Freddy Krueger. Since this story is five parts long, I decided not to bore you all by adapting all of it. Instead I stopped at a certain point in Part 3 where I could end this chapter on a semi-cliff hanger. But note that when I do adapt 'Turtles Forever', I'm going to adapt all of it on one chapter. Just like the last season, I'm going to shorten this 26 episode season to 12 or 13 chapters, but expect them to be long.

So please, give a review.