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Summary: Hidan's a masochist, and Konan has to get a little rough when push comes to shove… Kodan HidanxKonan


Masochistic Tendencies


" Ah, Konan, that isn't fucking funny! Stop being such a tease!" Came the wail of a certain silver-haired Akatsuki. The bluenette paused in her actions, a paper-thin smile coming to her lips -- a teasing glint in her eyes.

" Is that really what you want, Hidan? I meant it'll hurt if I rush …"

" Yes I'm pretty damn sure that's what the fuck I want! Now give me more!" He hissed out.

" Like this?" She fondled with the tool in her hand, jerking it to make the movement as painful as possible. The delighted gasp that left his lips amused her greatly.

" Fuck, yes! More, Konan!" He groaned, arching his body closer. Another jerked movement, and pleasured gasps and moans filled the room.

" I never knew you enjoyed this type of thing …"

" Well, I do, damn I---AHHHH, yes! FUCK, MORE! FUCK, FUCK, YEEEES."

She stared at him for a moment, then cut the thread from the needle, separating it when she finished sewing back his arm. An almost-pout had come to his lips.

" Damn, is that it?"

" Mhm. Since Kakuzu's not here, I had to stitch it up …"

" You should do it more often." The flirty wink's meaning was not unnoticed by Konan. The faintest of smiles touched her lips.

" Maybe."

Everyone had known Hidan was a masochist.

" How about you come to my room later, hmm, Konan?"

The reply he got was a rather flushed female, followed by a swarming mass of paper cranes attacking his head. As the door slammed shut, only one thing could be heard.

" OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

END.