"Doctor, What Have You Done to Your Hair?"
The Doctor had just woken up from a nap he hadn't meant to take. If Rose asked him about it later he would tell her that he was "resting his eyes", which was true, kinda.
He shook himself on and jumped off the couch in the sitting room.
"Things are getting to domestic around here." He thought as he headed towards the kitchen. He could hear the TARDIS laughing at him in the back of his mind.
What? he asked telepathy.
Nothing she told him.
Then what are you laughing about?
Your hair. she told him before starting to laugh again.
What about it? he asked tersely.
She burst out in a fresh set of giggles in which the only thing the Doctor understood was The Master.
The Doctor froze, what had the Master done to his beloved hair.
He then ran as fast as his long legs could carry him towards the kitchen were he ran into Martha.
Grabbing on to Martha's arm he asked, "Martha, what the hell did the Master do to my hair?"
Martha looked at his hair and tried to keep from laughing. "Oh, nothing Doctor." She sputtered, "He um, didn't do anything." She couldn't help but snicker when he turned around to face Jack who had just walked in.
"Jack, what did the Master do to my hair?" he asked like a sacred little school boy.
"Was nothing Doc." Jack told him with a straight face before snapping a photo with his mobile.
"Doctor?" Rose asked as she walked into room. "What did you do to your hair?"
"Nothing." He told his lover shyly, if something really was wrong with his hair he didn't want her to see it. "Why?"
Jack and Martha both snickered.
"What the hell is going on!!!" the Doctor explained.
Rose croaked her finger at him drawing him down the hall to their bedroom and bathroom placing him in front of the mirror.
In place of his normal thick brown hair was thick purple hair. He stood there silently for several minutes running his hands though his hair.
"What the hell has the Master done to my hair!!!" he shouted out.
"Um, Doctor," Rose told him, "It wasn't the Master."
"Then who was it?" he asked distraught.
Rose whispered something in his ear as he turned a dark shade of red.
"Jack and Martha get in here!!!" he screamed.
They both came in to the bathroom trying hard to contain there laughter.
"You Martha are dead" he said in his best "Oncoming Storm" voice, "And I'm gonna kill you Jack and keep killing you just like the Master did."
"But," they both sputtered, "we didn't do anything."
"You dyed my hair purple!!!" the Doctor yelled as he tried to grab them.
The Doctor started chasing the two through the TARDIS leaving Rose alone in the bathroom.
"Gochta." She said as she hid thee hair dye bottle.
"Good one with the Master old girl." She told the TARDIS as they both burst out laughing.
