O CHRISTMAS TREE—HOGAN STYLE

(with a little help from Toby Cockatoo!)


Thanks to Jan for the last verse! Toby Cockatoo has appeared in my Hogan – original Five-O stories. He couldn't resist this fractured Christmas song!


O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
How lovely are your branches
Adorned with Cockatoo so white
His squawking's giving Klink a fright.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
How lovely are your branches

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You're really a distraction
Hochstetter's not sure what to think
That parrot reminds him of Klink
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You're really a distraction

O Christmas tree, O Christmas Tree
That parrot has Schultz laughing
Tonight "N-O-T-H-I-N-G" will he see
Except that parrot in the tree
O Christmas tree, O Christmas Tree
That parrot has Schultz laughing

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
The guys are planning something
That star is transmitting in code
Explosions rock the night so cold
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
The guys are planning something

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
It's a successful mission
Another railroad bridge is out
"Hooray!" the Cockatoo does shout
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
It's a successful mission!

O Klink's Stalag, O Klink's Stalag,
How easy is escaping.
With tunnels here and tunnels there,
And prisoners crawling everywhere,
O Klink's Stalag. O Klink's Stalag, how easy is escaping.

Ho Ho Hogan!