Summary: I shamelessly insert myself into this tale and team up with the fabulous Lamb Chop, taking us both on adventures in preparing for the fabled Marvel-X Roast. Featuring appearances by Jubilee, and the villainy of Mandy Moore! Rated PG-13 for crude humor.

Notes: I wrote the first three chapters to this back in late 1999, they were supposed to be included in a special parody story called Marvel-X Roast, which was basically taking the characters of the Marvel Universe and inserting the authors of the Marvel-X site (http://marvelx.comixtreme.com/) and really going crazy. In my parts, I used Lamb Chop, who KICKS ASS, and Jubilee. And, I had to off that biatch Mandy Moore! I've gone through and tidied up the three little parts and posted them here. I may continue on, I mean, wouldn't a Lamb Chop & Jubilee vs. Mandy Moore war be COOL, man? ^_^ Oh, and no disrespect to Sherri Lewis is meant. She was a swell lady. And even though I'm a big boy now, I find myself in love with Lamb Chop. Oh, one last thing - ' ' are for internal thoughts, and { } is for telepathic speech.

Cast: Me, Lamb Chop, Jubilee.

Disclaimer: Jubilee and any other Marvel characters mentioned are property of Marvel Comics, they ain't mine. Lamb Chop is property of... uhm... the Lewis family? I dunno. But she ain't mine either. I am property of myself.

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"Lamb Chop Gets A Clue"

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"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Sherri, Sherri, we're here! Marvel-X Roast! Woowee!"

"For the millionth time, I'm NOT Sherri! I'm Ryan! R-Y-A-N!"

Lamb Chop closes her mouth and turns to Ryan, a thoughtful look on her face. "Mmmmmmm? Then... then... then... where's Sherri?"

Ryan sighs. "How many times do I have to remind you? Sherri Lewis is DEAD!"

Lamb Chop sniffles then throws her head back and begins to cry hysterically. Ryan sighs once more and rolls his eyes.

"WAAAAH! SHERRI! I NEED YOU, SHERRI!"

Ryan raises a brow, a la the Rock. "You are one weird little rag."

Lamb Chop immediately composes herself and turns to face Ryan yet again. "Weird? WEIRD? You wanna walk weird, pretty boy? YOU'RE the one who's got his hand shoved up my butt!"

Ryan's face turns bright red, and he looks down to avoid any eye contact. "You wanna... y'know... keep yer voice down?!"

Lamb Chop smiles, satisfied. "And I'm not a rag. I'm 50% wool, 50% cotton, for your information."

Ryan looks up, and his eyes widen as he catches a glimpse of...

"JUBILEE!"

Jubilee gives a disgusted look. "Dude, that is nasty." Jubilee walks off, thinking, 'Hmm, he was hot... he's just gotta lose the rag...'

"I'M NOT A RAG!"

Ryan and Jubilee both look at Lamb Chop, puzzled. "Hey, even puppets can be mutants, y'know?"

"This is just getting too weird for me..." Jubilee walks off, giving Ryan a wink as she leaves.

Lamb Chop looks at Ryan shamefully, as he watches Jubilee walk off. "I don't think I need telepathy to know what you're thinking... I mean, she's not even a real person!"

"Technically, you're not a real person either. In fact, you're not even a fake person."

Lamb Chop mumbles something to herself and growls angrily...