Ok, folks, so it's been a while since I've posted anything, life happens, and my muse decided to take an extended vacation. She's back now...sorta...with different ideas. Still sticking her nose up at my other stories, soooo gonna see how that goes later.

I'm posting disclaimers and the summary in this post to cover the entire story without having to do a repeat in every chapter. So this one time, will cover all of it.

Anyways! Disclaimers! One, the awesome show of Fairy Tail DOES NOT BELONG TO ME it belongs to the amazing Hiro Mashima, who I bow to on a regular basis, and wish I could travel to the world he created. Two, this is going to be a multi-chapter (I have absolutely no idea how many yet, I'm hanging on for the ride here), and is rated M for language, mature content, and because, well, it's me, there's more than likely going to be lemons at some point, again, we'll see what happens. Three, the Pradesh are back! Desna is the sole creator of these amazing characters, but the plot is mine.

Now, with all of the adventure packed stories that have been popping up with them, how about something a bit different?

As you may have noticed, I did not list a pairing in the summary, for the simple fact that this pairing hasn't been done before. It's crazy, psychotic...and hopefully sweet as well. Not to mention downright terrifying. It's thanks to another writer on here, Therashae, that this idea even took on life. So here we go folks, hopefully we'll get some laughs, some cringes, maybe a bit of shuddering, and ultimately some 'awwwwws'

Cobra is a complete asshole. He's rough, tough, and just as quick to poison your ass as he is to look at you. He can hear souls, constantly likes a challenge, and secretly likes to match souls (and the people they're attached to), together for the sake of his ears, because when the souls compliment each other they mellow out.

At least, that's what he tells himself. That's his story and he's sticking to it!

He flat refuses to acknowledge that he has a secret love of matchmaking and will deny, along with a hefty dose of poison, it if you say otherwise. But what happens when this psychotic, malicious, and poisonous dragon slayer finds his mate...and realizes that she is a just as crazy woman with similar tendencies? Full of fluff, dark humor, some citrus, and scheming matchmaking, this will focus on Fairy Tail and it's sister guild of White Sea, and the fun of tricksters looking for love.