Arthur was the least to say annoyed, he had just been at another world meeting when that git America had once again purposed ridiculously crazy ideas and to top that had broken Arthur's favorite wand when he accidently sat on it.

Arthur thought of these things with an all too familiar frown plastered on his face as he thought of how nice and cute America had been as a child while sitting in that special chair in his study, how he would always following after him and begging him not to leave him alone because "the ghosts would get him" and England allowed a small chuckle to escape his lips when he suddenly had a great idea! Why couldn't he get Alfred to become a kid again? He could just wave his wand and puff, Child America. Everything would be perfect! And while he's at it he might as well take care of some other annoyances right?

So England set off with wand in hand and evil smirk on his face as he got into his car and headed towards the Americas cackling all the way. This will be perfect he thought as he sat there with anticipation dripping off of him just perfect, he thought with that smile on his face. He wouldn't mess up this time like that time with Russia he had made sure of that and his smile grew as he saw Alfred's house coming into view this is going to be an interesting day he thought as he approached the door and gave a swift knock and he waited. Moments later the door was opened and there stood America the unsuspecting fool.

"Oh, hey Iggy, nice of you to come visit why don't you come in?" America asked with that hero smile engraved onto his face.

"Please refrain from calling me that and yes I would love to come in." England said with a sigh as he walked in, this might be harder than he thought.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia please review if you would like me to continue. And don't worry America will be just the first victim of England's wrath!