This is the sorta-companion to Always - which I bet you'd LOVE! I don't own Harry Potter.
Five Rules of Dealing With James Potter
Number One
Take everything he throws at you and chuck it right back at him, twice as hard.
Number Two
Never let him see he's gotten to you
Number Three
Numbers are no substitute for wit
Number Four
Strike first and go for the kill
Number Five
Listen to what he says; he means it
This thing's gonna be about seven chapters long - but reviews make me write faster!
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