The nemesis of Dragon Ball Z is Dragon Ball

We can't have a sequel without a first story

Little boy becomes strong Saiyan

Years later he has another little boy who becomes strong Saiyan

They have another little boy becoming hopeless love boy Saiyan

And adult Saiyan becomes young Saiyan again

Everyone likes to think adult becoming a child is the worse

They write horrible fanfiction about characters meeting someone,

Goku never losing his memory on the fall,

Goku marrying Bulma,

And write it in Dragon Ball Z because no one reads Dragon Ball

Never watch the English Dub because it spoils the imagination

Excuse me for being unsympathetic to the show

I said no one watches Dragon Ball show or Dragon Ball fanfiction

Thank you for listening to me speak my bed

Have you heard the news?

Nothing can stop the series