Prologue:

Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing had had enough. Alucard's mischievous antics were going to be stopped. She fingered the atomic molecule changer that was disguised as a pen on her desk. She then glanced at a nearby potted plant and had a tight-lipped smile.

"Alucard!" she called out, hiding the pen in her pocket.

"Yes, master?" responded Alucard's voice, his body appearing from through the floor a few seconds later.

"I'm sick of your childish games, Alucard," Integra said while glancing at papers on her desk. "I'm afraid I'll have to punish you."

Alucard grinned, showing off his sharp fangs. "Punish?" he asked sounding amused.

Integra gave him a stern look. "Punish," she confirmed.

"And may I ask, how are you going to…uh…'punish' me?"

"You may ask. But I'd rather just show you," she held up the pen and pointed it at Alucard.

"Oh, very clever, master, what are you going to do? Ink me to death?" Alucard said sarcastically.

"Oh, no, I wouldn't dream of it," Integra said rather evilly, "Do you like plants, Alucard?"

"…I suppose so."

"How 'bout that one?" she gestured to the plant in the corner.

"It's…very pretty…." Alucard murmured now sounding a little scared.

"Glad you like it," Integra smirked and then pushed the button. Unfortunately, at that very moment the door opened and Seras Victoria entered the room. Alucard and Seras had almost identical expressions of shock as the blue light from the pen enveloped them. Integra gasped and turned pale. She frantically tried to turn the atomic molecule changer off, but only succeeded in turning the beam purple.

After about five minutes the light stopped and the vampires got off the floor. Integra groaned. Both of them looked at her to see if she was alright, but she ignored them and buried her face in her hands.

"What was that?" asked Seras awkwardly after a while, "Wait…why is my voice different…"

She turned to see her own body staring at her with wild, wide eyes. There was complete silence for thirty seconds then two high-pitched screams rung around the building followed by the hysterical sobs of Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed that! I'll try to update soon. R&R please.