Prankster has renamed the chat to Suicide Squad

Demon Child: Is that a reference to the movie?

Prankster: What? No, fuck the movie.

Prankster: I just want to kill myself.

Fake Blonde: Mood

Demon Child: Good, I hate the movie.

Ann 3: College sucks.

Prankster: I have loads of assignments already, first week isn't even over.

Fake Blonde: Screw assignments

Fake Blonde: Wanna cuddle and watch a bad movie?

Ann 3: That's gay.

Prankster: Ann we are gay.

Ann 3: Same.

Prankster: Ryuji get your ass over here, I was going to delay doing my assignments till the last moment anyway.

Makoto: Akira do your assignments, same goes for you Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: Hell no I still got weeks to do em

Makoto: Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: What

Makoto: Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: No

Makoto: Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: Fine but I'm watching a bad movie with my bf today whether you want it or not

Makoto: As long as you get some work done :).

Prankster: I sense danger in that smiley face.

Haru: I can confirm that Mako-chan was smiling like a maniac while sending that.

Makoto: I was not!

Prankster: Yea right, Haru keep your girlfriend in check alright?

Haru: Sure :)

Ann 3: Gay.

Fake Blonde: No u

Ann 3: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fake Blonde: What is that even supposed to be?

Ann 3: ┐(´~`)┌

Demon Child: Wait are we watching bad movies today?

Prankster: Ryuji and I are, you are not invited.

Demon Child: 凸(皿)凸

Prankster: We need our gay cuddle time alright?

Demon Child: Understandable, have a great day.

Literally Van Gogh: I have a few questions.

Prankster: Oh hey Yusuke.

Fake Blonde: Yo Yusuke

Literally Van Gogh: First of all, what are those things?

Prankster: ┐('~`;)┌

Prankster: Ask Futaba, I'm going to work on some assignments before Makoto murders me. Ryuji I expect you at 6.

Demon Child: They're just emoticons Inari, you gotta at least have heard of them right?

Literally Van Gogh: I have, but I imagined they were quite different.

Demon Child: There is a lot of different emoticons, ask Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: Wait what the hell?! Futaba get back here!

Literally Van Gogh: So what is something I need to know about these emoticons?

Fake Blonde: Eh whatever, forget about them dude

Fake Blonde: You said you had more questions?

Literally Van Gogh: Yes, see I was wondering how bad drinking paint water would be for me.

Fake Blonde: You're not that broke are you?!

Literally Van Gogh: No it was an accident but now that you have given me the idea.

Fake Blonde: We're going out for food tomorrow, my treat

Literally Van Gogh: I'd hate to make you spend money on me.

Fake Blonde: No buts

Fake Blonde: Back to the issue at hand, it's probably not worse for your health than microwaving every single food item because you are too lazy to cook them

Makoto: It's probably not that bad Yusuke, I assume you use water based paint?

Literally Van Gogh: Yes that is the case.

Makoto: You'll be fine but don't start drinking it regularly.

Makoto: Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: Uh oh

Makoto: Didn't I tell you to stop microwaving food?

Fake Blonde: Don't think you ever did

Makoto sent a picture

Fake Blonde: Shit

Makoto: Ryuji…

Fake Blonde: Not again! Why do you always get me? Ann gets to go on dates when she has assignments and she is allowed to microwave food

Ann 3: Ryuji wth, snitches get stitches.

Makoto: Ann…

Ann 3: Ryuji…

Demon Child: They both ran.

Makoto: Doesn't matter, I'll get them next time.


Prankster: Idk about you guys but my assignments can go suck my dick.

Ann 3: Kinky, also weren't you watching movies with Ryuji?

Prankster: We watched Sharknado and called it a day because Ryuji wanted to play Fortnite.

Prankster: So now I'm doing my assignments while he is hogging my computer.

Ann 3: No Sharknado and chill? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Prankster: I plead the fifth.

Ann 3: Gay.

Prankster: If this was Uno I'd play a switch card.

Demon Child: Ryuji plays Fortnite?

Ann 3: I'm gay for Shiho and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Prankster: Yes Ryuji plays Fortnite and we all know Ann.

Demon Child: Fucking normie.

Fake Blonde: Wth, I'm not a normie

Prankster: You kinda are man.

Fake Blonde: Wth Akira

Fake Blonde: Betrayal ಠ╭╮ಠ

Demon Child: Hah ( ̄^ ̄)

Prankster: Anyway we kinda got side-tracked, back to assignments and sucking dick.

Fake Blonde: Who's sucking dick?

Prankster: Stop playing Fortnite and maybe we can arrange something.

Fake Blonde: No

Ann 3: Seriously though, these assignments suck ass.

Fake Blonde: Who's sucking ass?

Demon Child: You suck ass at Fortnite.

Fake Blonde: I don't

Fake Blonde: Fite me

Demon Child: Wanna compare our houses in animal crossing?

Fake Blonde: You're on

Demon Child sent a picture

Fake Blonde sent a picture

Prankster: You killed my bf. He literally fell out of his chair.

Demon Child: Serves him right.

Literally Van Gogh: What is this Fortnite you speak of?

Demon Child: It's a game for normies, don't worry about it Inari.

Fake Blonde: Futaba fite me in online tic tac toe

Ann 3: Tic tac toe seriously?

Fake Blonde: Shut

Fake Blonde: It's the og game Ann

Demon Child: I'm not going to destroy you in tic tac toe

Fake Blonde: Chicken

Demon Child: Come back when your Animal crossing house looks better than Akira's attic room.

Prankster: Ouch, that hurt me more than it did Ryuji.

Ann 3: I'll play tic tac toe against you Ryuji.

Fake Blonde: Nice

Prankster: Ladies and Gentleman, place your bets.

Haru: 10000 on Ann.

Demon Child: Everything I own on Ann.

Literally Van Gogh: All my money on Ann.

Prankster: How much is all your money?

Literally Van Gogh: 10 yen.

Haru: What do you eat Yusuke?

Literally Van Gogh: I survive on water and crackers.

Haru: I'm giving you money to buy food from now on.

Literally Van Gogh: You really shouldn't spend your money on my food, I'll be fine.

Haru: I don't think you realize how much money I have, you are getting money for food.

Prankster: Haru is literally a ray of sunshine confirmed.

Prankster has changed Haru's name to Precious Cinnabun

Makoto: She always has been.

Precious Cinnabun: Thanks Mako-chan :)

Ann 3: Gay.

Prankster: Oh hey Ann's back.

Ann 3: Yea Ryuji is trash at tic tac toe, I didn't even know that was possible.

Fake Blonde: I'm not trash!

Ann 3: I beat you 5 times before you rage quit.

Prankster: Well unsurprisingly, everyone that bet won.

Fake Blonde: What do you mean unsurprisingly?

Fake Blonde: Betrayed again, feelsbadman

Makoto: Now that both Ann and Ryuji are online again.

Fake Blonde: Oh shit it's mom

Fake Blonde: Ann hide the drugs

Ann 3: Already hidden d(_・ )

Makoto: I really hope you two are joking otherwise you're both dead. Also stop calling me mom.

Fake blonde: Sorry mom

Ann 3: Sorry mom

Prankster has changed Makoto's name to Mother Figure

Mother Figure: Akira, change my name back.

Prankster has changed Makoto's name to Grumpy Mother Figure

Grumpy Mother Figure: Akira.

Grumpy Mother Figure: Ryuji.

Grumpy Mother Figure: Ann.

Demon Child: They're all gone.

Grumpy Mother Figure: I'm seriously going to kill them next time.