A/N: Random story... but pretty amazing, if I do say so myself. My friend (OMG Ish Luff ~ Check out her stories too. :D ) wrote it.

Disclaimer: We DO NOT own the Akatsuki, Masashi Kishimoto does. On the other hand, we do own Cheese, Chelsea, and Sabrina. And they do kick an unexplainable amount of ass... so... enjoy. :D

"SUMMER!!!!!!!!" screamed Cheese.

"Yes summer, full of heat, nothing to do, and 's Playhouse marathons." said Sabrina flatly.

"YAAAAAAAA! Mr. Puppet's Playhouse Marathons!!!!" [['s Playhouse right...?]]
"Hey guys!" came a cheerful voice.

"Hi Chelsea." Sabrina and Cheese said in unison.

"What are we gonna do to--" Chelsea got cut off by sudden powerful gusts of wind coming from nowhere.

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"That's her, right, hm?"

"I thinks so." Deidara and Sasori swooped down.

**

"OH!!!!" Cheese shouted pointing to the sky.

"What's that?" asked Chelsea.

"I don't know..." replied Sabrina. The figure stopped in front of them, it was a bird with two people on top.

"Is that a girl?" whispered Sabrina to Chelsea.

"...Maybe...."

"Ohh! She has pretty hair." Cheese smiled. The two figures walked closer.

"." said the blonde.

"You're a boy?" O.O;; --Sabrina and Chelsea did that.

"Should we take them all?"

"Sure why not, un."

"What the hell?!? Put me down!" yelled Sabrina and the blonde.

"Alas [lol], you would make a beautiful puppet, we will wait to see what leader-sama says"

"Making her a puppet would be such a waste, yeah"

"Oh, are you insulting my art now!?" yelled the red head.

"Why are they fighting about art? It's a waste of time." said Cheese.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY????" The two yelled together. *Sasori and Deidara glower*

"N-n-nothing..."

"That's what I thought."

"Let's go, hm." The blonde and red head threw the three onto the bird and took off.

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