Disclaimer: Sadly, no. We all know it would have been a more canon yaoi. :)

"Happy Valentine's Day, Mels," I said as I handed him the chocolate bar and kissed him.

"Aww, thanks Matty!" he replied, already opening the wrapper.

His movements were so fluid. Graceful. Beautiful. I watched until he had about a sixteenth of the bar left. I then asked him, "Can I have some?"

Mello stared at me as if I had just asked him if he was a girl. "Hell no," was his reply.

"I bought it," I said, taking his last piece, "so I should at least get some of it."

"I put it into my mouth and decided to just let it melt there. As I did, Mello's face changed emotions so quickly, you'd think it was just a twitch.

But I knew him. And this was not just a twitch.

First he was angry, then jealous. Next he was lost in thought, and suddenly his face turned seductive. Really seductive. This was not a good sign.

"Matty," he purred, "why did you take my chocolate?" He pushed his lip out and pouted.

"I-"

I was stopped from speaking as the blonde pulled me forward by my striped shirt and crushed his lips onto mine, tongue stealing back the piece of chocolate.

He pulled away and swallowed the melted chocolate slowly, and put his seductive smirk back on when he was finished.

"I have a present for you too, Matty," he said, taking off his leather vest. Mello stalked behind me, wrapped his arms around my waist and started nibbling on my ear. "And believe me," he whispered. "It's better than my chocolate."

I wasn't sure if I should have been excited or terrified.

All I knew was that Mello was going to get his way and I wasn't going to be able to sit for a week or two.

A/N: People who review get showers of chocolate cake and free videogames.

People who don't review get heart attacks.

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