A/N: Now, I've seen alot of reasons for Dib's mom never appearing in the shows. So, I decided to make a list of reasons for why she is never in the shows myself. BEHOLD!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zim or Dib's nonexistant mom.
Dib's Mom Lives on Pluto-Reasons for Dib's mom's disappearence
She's dead.
There never was a mom, Dib is a clone and Gaz is adopted.
Prof. Membrane is a serial killer and killed his own wife. Then he stuck her body in the broom closet. No one ever goes in there.
Voldemort killed her because she wouldn't join the Death Eaters.
She went insane and covered herself in cotton candy, then fed herself to a hippo.
She left because Dib's ever-growing head was starting to disturb her.
Zim sent GIR to go kill Dib in his sleep, but GIR ate Dib's mom instead because she was making tacos and wouldn't give him any.
She's a traveling hippie who never bothered to come home.
She was an alien; but then Prof. Membrane dissected her and then wiped his own memory about the whole thing.
She's just too boring to appear anywhere.
She killed herself.
She was abducted by aliens.
She killed herself because Dib's head was just too big for her to handle.
Her sweat pants ate her.
Gaz killed her.
She had an absurd allergic reaction to peanuts that made her explode.
Dib's mom is Tallest Red, but he doesn't know it.
Dib's mom is a radioactive weasle.
Her head is even bigger than Dib's, and one day she couldn't lift her head to go eat because it was too heavy...
She's invisible.
Flesh-eating crabs ate her face off.
She lives on Pluto.
I killed her and sold her ashes on Ebay.
She got sucked into an alternante dimention filled with evil clowns.
She was pushed off a cliff by her jelous ex-husband.
She got sucked up the air vent.
She read a Garfield comic that was so not funny that her head exploded.
Dib sent the Swollen Eyeball network after her on Halloween because he thought her Bigfoot costume was real.
She blew her brain into a tissue when she blew her nose once.
She never went anywhere, you just aren't paying close enough attension.
The End! I wrote this as a birthday present for myself, because I had this giant urge to write something stupid. Not as stupid as Because We Are Insane, but that was written by my sister. Reviews are appreciated!
