Stitch The Lumberjack: A parody!
A/N: this song and the setting for this story were borrowed by me for the purposes of recreation and laughter only, they belong to those wonderful people of Monty python and whoever owns them, probably the BBC network.
Lilo&Stitch were both sitting on a log in the afternoon as Stitch grumbled and then sighed.
Lilo then looked at him questioningly and asked" Stitch what's wrong?"
Stitch then float down sobbed and yelled" can you imagine what its like to have to capture and reform same 629 for five years?"
"Besides I never wanted to capture my 'cousins' all my life anyway."
"Huh?" Lilo said.
"I wanted to be… a lumberjack!"
Um, OK Stitch if that's what you want, by!" Lilo then leaves to puzzle out her friends latest bizarre antics.
Stitch then yells"leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Canada." The giant redwood, the palm tree, the mighty Scotch on rocks Pine.
"The smell of freshly cut wood (you don't have much of that" someone yells, Stitch then throws some dynamite and after a large explosion the heckler is silenced) (loud brass voices appear out of nowhere and start singing "la,la-la-lala") the sound of mighty trees falling. "
"With my best girl by my side…" (Angel appears randomly and after going to get into a lumberjack costume, Stitch grabs her around the waist) "We'd sing, sing…"
Stitch then begins to sing"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK; A chorus of male experiments dressed as Mounties appears out of nowhere (composed of Slugger, Yaarp, Dupe, Nosy, Clyde, Drowsy, Cannonball, 627) and sings" he's a lumberjack and he's OK."
I sleep all night and I wrack all day."
"He sleeps all night and he jacks off all day. "
Stitch screamed "that's not right you morons!"
They then start again" he's a lumberjack and he's OK."
"He sleeps all night and he works all day. "
"That's better" Stitch yells.
He then sings" I cut down trees; I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory." Experiments sing" he cuts down trees, he eats his lunch; The experiment chorus sings Stitch then sings "I cut down trees, I skip and jump; The chorus sings" The experiments sing"he's a lumberjack and he's OK." "I cut down trees, I wear high heels, The 'cousins' sing"he cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!" Then hold except for one become green in the face and leave. (Partially because they're afraid that Stitch will be hitting on them soon instead of Angel.) Now just Stitch sings "I wish I'd been a female, just like my dear creator's… mamma!!" Angel who by now had the look on her face of utter despair and surprise, screamed" oh Stitch and I thought you were so sexy!" She then runs away screaming and crying, as Rubin says" thanks pal, she's mine now." He then laughs and leaves as a highly perverted and attracted 627 looks lustfully at Stitch who slaps his head and says" oh crap."
"On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea."
he goes to the lavatory." ("a lot" one of them adds with a snicker)
"On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. "
"he's a lumberjack and he's OK;
he sleeps all night and he works all day."
I like to touch wild flowers. "
"I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."
he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps."
"He likes to touch wild flowers."
"He puts on women's clothing and (they look at each other with surprise) hangs around in bars?! "
"He sleeps all night and he works all day."
suspenders and a bra."
"I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mamma (by this he means Pleakley)!!"
(they've now look at each other for surprise AND… disgust) Suspenders...and a bra?!..."
