The Last Scene:

Model Shot: Starbug heading towards Red Dwarf

Interior: Bunkroom: All 4 of the boys walk in, Lister jumps up on his bunk but sits on it with his legs dangling by the side, Rimmer stands next to the bunk leaning against the wall with his arms folded. Cat takes a seat at the table and Kryten walks over to a cupboard and grabs a mop.

Lister: Well another great adventure for the boys from the Dwarf eh?

Cat: Yeah and this time we were only nearly killed 6 times, that's not bad.

Rimmer: Yes and once again old iron balls here saves the day.

Kryten: (Now mopping) Oh sir, not the first time I have to say that was more luck than judgement.

Rimmer: Oh well I'm sorry Kryten next time I'll join you in trying to hoover up the bullets that have been shot at us, that'll help.

Lister: Kryten will you sit down man, take a chill pill.

Kryten: Oh Mr Lister Sir you know after our brushes with death the only thing that calms me down is mopping.

Lister rolls his eyes.

Cat: Aye aye man watch the boots

Cat puts his feet up on the desk and lounges back in his chair. He's wearing high heeled bright pink knee length boots.

Rimmer: Only you would take on a GELF tribe on a planet made entirely out of swamp water in high heeled boots. And how come they're so clean?

Cat: Hey I'm a Cat, where you monekys wade, I gliiiiiiiiiiideee, Owwwwwwwwwwww.

Now Rimmer shakes his head.

Lister: Anyway, what were we doing before we got the alarm?

Kryten: Well Sir, you were eating that new curry you invented, Doner Kebab Vindaloo.

Lister: Oh right yeah….ummmm (looks around for a few seconds, then lifts his pillow up) AHA Here it is.

The pillow case and bedsheet and stained bright orange, Lister picks up the container and starts to eat what is left of the curry, the other 3 look repulsed.)

We se Kryten continue to mop, looking very happy, Cat takes out a mirror and a comb, begins grooming himself, he looks very content.

Rimmer turns round to face the mirror in the bunkroom, he begins to practice an extra-long super extended version of the Rimmer salute, looking very proud of himself. Lister continues to happily munch away at his doner kebab vindaloo.

The camera pans to the bunkroom window, then the shot goes through the window to the vastness of space, after a few seconds Red Dwarf comes back into view and the original theme from series 1 and 2 starts to play, until we have scanned the whole ship and are left with the blackness of space again.

After about ten seconds, the end credits play.