Disclaimer: We close our eyes and make a wish...: We wish we may, we wish we might, have a wish granted tonight...Oh, look at that, it didn't work, and all those lovely gay boys don't belong to us.
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Once upon a time, in a place far, far away, there lived a beautiful prince.
Well, not really. You see, it only happened a few years ago, in Japan, and it wasn't a prince, it was a thirteen-year-old tennis player with an X scar on his forehead. His name is Fuji Yuuta.
Now, Yuuta had an older brother name Syuusuke, who really was a beautiful...well, he was a prodigy that looked prettier than all the girls. He was brilliant at tennis, and, unfortunately for all those who knew him, he was an over-protective sadist (who was only sadistic to the people he cared about...). Syuusuke loved Yuuta. He adored him. Which meant, of course, that he was extremely sadistic to not only Yuuta, but to all those who were around him.
One day, Yuuta had a date. This date was with a girl (which is amazing, because everyone else on the show is gay, and currently taken. Don't get your hopes up). Now, Syuusuke, being a stalker, found out and followed them to a cafe.
Here's where it gets interesting. The girl, who shall remain un-named, had an older sister, who suffered from the same problems he did, except she didn't look like the opposite gender.
At the end of the perfectly lovely date, in which Yuuta had a glass of plain water while his date had a banana split (with chocolate chips, tutti fruiti, chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, whip cream, nuts, pizza, goo, cherries, fudge, multiple bananas, and everything else in the cafe on top*), Syuusuke went up to the younger girl and said, "If you ever hurt him, I will strangle you with your own, overly-long, hair. Wow, he thought, I'm really channeling Ryoma today. Now the older girl, with whom Syuusuke had been having a glaring contest with for a while (they instinctively recognized each other as another over-protective sadist), narrowed her eyes and said, " If you ever hurt my precious baby sister, I will take a plastic spoon, carve out your intestines, strangle you with them, and hang you on a tree for the vultures."
Syuusuke contemplated this for a couple minutes while his brother paid the bill. He came to a decision and said, "Will you go out with me?"
"I thought that you were gay. And taken."
"Good point..."
And so the younger girl, who was too afraid of Syuusuke to go out with Yuuta, broke up with him, leaving their lives forever and taking her older sister with her. The two, who were really unimportant, were never seen again.
The End
Omake
Tezuka never learned about his lover's almost-unfaithfulness. However, he did find Syuusuke's scrapbook collection, which had pictures of the date, with a giant X covering up both girls, with the caption, Another Possible In-Law: Ruined.
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Authors' note:
* This is a reference to a song called "Banana Split for My Baby" by Louis Prima.
All constructive criticism welcome; all pointless flames will be put to feed these pretty boys' passions.
