Setting- Angel Season 6 – Spike discovers some unsettling news about Angel. Based on the Angel Season 6 comics. Short drabble.

Chapter 1

I don't bloody believe it!

I get burned from the inside out and do I get rewarded?

HELL NO!

Who gets the icing on the cake?

Soddin' Peaches!!

Talk about fuckin' irony.

Forever living in Angel's shadow, and never good enough in the big ponces eyes. And let's face it, his forehead is big enough to cast the widest of shadows.

And what does the tosser get? Bearing in my mind all the thousands he's tortured. Let alone getting cursed with a soul. And how did I get mine? I bloody earned it. That's how. All on my own too. Angelus got it shoved into him without any choice in the matter. Spent centuries brooding with the whole "Woo is me. I killed. I feel guilty"...blah blah blah. Not like he could change what he done or anything. What a waste of bloody time. Move on. Get shagged, and have at least one soddin' good day!

And what does he get? What happens to him? What did he do?

Captain Forehead tames a lame arse dragon, that was already sent to him to follow his every order, so yeah, that must of been hard to get it to do what he wanted. Then he spends most of his time flying around on the back of the huge thing and looking like an alternate version of Harry Potter.

And to top it all off, his whole plan to bring down the Senior Partners ends up sending all of L.A to a hell dimension, and what does he get for his trouble? He gets made human!!

What the bloody hell is going on?

Like he really deserved that gift. And didn't he forfeit that part anyway when he got Wolfram & Hart to do some mojo, making everyone forget about his precious son Connor??

I don't get it at all.

Oh yeah, I'm pissed. Wouldn't you be if you were me?

I can see it now. Him prancing around like the great big poof that he is, with his lame arse dragon, coming off all high and mighty with the "Spike. Maybe if you had felt remorse for all of your actions, then you would be as lucky as I am today."

Well sod him! Does he not remember that he was the one that took me along on most of his "hunting trips" in the first place, and taught me all about the fine arts of feeding, stalking, torturing...

Yeah. I could go on. But I think you've heard my opinions enough for one day.