Jedi Games Part I: Truth Or Dare

Summary: Certain Jedi play games. Board games, Game shows, any game. Open to suggestions of games. I know Qui Gon and Tahl are dead, but they're here because I need them for my story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars and its characters. I also don't own Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Monopoly, and Moment of Truth.

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Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Eleven pairs of eyes watched the clock.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"This is soooo boring!" Anakin complained.

"Yeah," Obi Wan agreed.

Yaddle, Shaak Ti, Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto, Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Mace Windu, Qui Gon Jinn, Tahl, Adi Gallia and Yoda, were lying on their stomachs staring at a small alarm clock in the middle of the floor.

"I know!" Anakin said suddenly. "We'll play a game!"

Everyone looked suspiciously at him. "What sort of games?" Mace asked, cautiously. Everyone understood his wariness. Anakin had a knack of making up ridiculous (and sometimes dangerous) games to pass the time.

"Truth or Dare!" Anakin declared.

Shaak Ti nodded. "Okay…" Aayla said, slowly. Kit shrugged, noncommittally. Obi Wan agreed and Yoda lifted his crutches instead of his head (He still hadn't recovered from being beat up by Obi Wan). Mace and Adi looked unsure, and somewhat suspicious. Yaddle sneezed; Obi Wan took this as a yes.

To loosen up the atmosphere in the room, Anakin took control. "I'll go first; everyone get into a circle."

They all shuffled into a sort-of circle. Yoda settled down beside Yaddle and waggled his eyebrows at her; she pointedly turned away to make conversation to Anakin, who was next to her. A little way off, Mace was trying to hit on Aayla Secura, which provoked Kit Fisto to promptly attempt to beat him up. Shaak Ti was being the referee of the match, and there was general chaos. Adi, Qui Gon and Tahl just sat there, looking rather lost in such a noisy group; they were trying to make small talk.

Obi Wan stood up. "QUIETTT!!" he shouted, at the top of his lungs. Kit was so surprised, he slackened his headlock on Mace, who quickly slipped out.

Anakin said, "I'll go first."

Turning to Yaddle, who was beside him, he said, "Truth or dare?"

Yaddle considered it. "Dare," she said.

Anakin took a deep breath. "I dare you to kiss Yoda-on the lips."

Yaddle's eyes popped; Yoda looked gleeful. "Do I have to?" she asked, weakly.

Anakin grinned. "You chose dare. You have to do it."

Taking a deep breath, like she was going to sacrifice herself and save the city, Yaddle leaned forward… and planted a kiss on Yoda's lips. She sat back and wiped her mouth dozens of times on her sleeve. Yoda jumped up and cheered like crazy.

Anakin watched. Then, he said, "Yoda, calm down. Okay, Yaddle, you have to ask Mace."

Glaring at Anakin, she said to Mace, "Truth or Dare, you say?"

Mace considered. After what had just happened to Yaddle, he felt it would be safer to say 'truth'. After all, he didn't want to smooch Yoda!

"Truth..." he said slowly. Yaddle grinned, evilly. This was the best opportunity to lead the attention from herself.

Yaddle thought for a moment, and then said, "Who was your first crush?"

Mace turned beet red. Yaddle smiled, sweetly. "Hmmmm?"

Mace stammered, "Uhhhmmmmmmm…. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh …. oooooo hummmmmmmmm errrrrrrrrr…"

"Get on with it!" Kit snapped. He was looking fidgety (probably because he was next).

Mace looked upset. "My first crush was…" He blushed again.

"HURRY UP!!" Everyone screamed.

"… Tahl."

Everyone gasped. "But Tahl's Qui Gon's girlfriend!" Aayla blurted out.

"I know." Mace sighed.

Qui Gon gagged; Tahl pounded him on the back.

"Okay, okay, move on. Next is Kit, right?" Mace turned to Kit, who looked somewhat suspicious.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare…"

"Okay. I DARE you to eat 15 lemons. Underwater."

Everyone gasped. "But that's impossible!" Adi exclaimed. "Even for a Nautolan or a Mon Calamarian!"

"Fine. NOT underwater."

At that moment, Bant Eerin poked her head into the door. "Hello, guys. Can I join in?"

Kit nodded, he patted a seat next to him. Bant settled down. "What's happened, so far?"

Kit paused. "Well, we're playing Truth or Dare, Yaddle kissed Yoda, Mace admitted that his first crush was Tahl, and I'm about to suck 15 sour lemons. Because Mace dared me."

Bant gasped. "Really?" She looked slightly more reluctant to play. Kit patted her on the back. "Don't worry. I'll be okay once the fanfic author writes that I am."

"Get on with it!" Mace yelled. Kit gave him a hard look; he quieted down.

Kit got out 15 lemons. Slowly, deliberately, he sucked in his breath, and put the lemon into his mouth, squeezing in the juice. He did this fifteen more times.

When he was done, he tried to wipe his mouth. He couldn't. His mouth was puckered up, and he couldn't move his lips.

Kit raced out of the room. He came back with a pencil and some paper.

Okay, Bant, he wrote, It's your turn now. Don't worry, he added, noticing her nervous expression. I'll go easy on you. Truth or dare?

Bant took the second one.

Okay, Padawan. I dare you to push Mace down the garbage chute.

Since Mace couldn't see the paper, he had no idea what Bant's challenge was. But he DID know that one minute he was sitting normally on the ground, the next he was being chucked into one of the smelliest tunnels he'd ever been in by an undersized being. The most important thing, though, was that he was afraid of enclosed spaces. However, Bant didn't know. But Kit did.

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Mace went screaming down the tunnel. Pieces and leftovers of lunches, dinners, snacks, and breakfasts pasted themselves onto him. I am going to KILL Kit for this, Mace grumbled, in between screams. He suddenly noticed how dark it was. And how the walls seemed to be closing on him… and closing… and closing…

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Kit listened for a moment at Mace's screams of terror. Satisfied, he closed the door to the shaft.

Bant looked worried. "Will he be okay?"

Kit shrugged, still unable to speak.

Anakin said, "Okay, Bant it's your turn. Truth or Dare to Aayla."

Bant turned to Aayla. "Truth.. or Dare?"

Aayla thought about it… "Dare."

Bant said, with an unnaturally evil look in her large silver eyes, "I dare you to slap Yoda. In FRONT of the Council."

All the beings, human, Noorian, Nautolan, unknown, or otherwise, gasped. Aayla looked shaky. "But I'll get kicked out of the Order!" She looked frantically at Kit, begging for his support, but he only shrugged, as if saying, She dared you. You have to do it now.

Huffing a long breath, Aayla and Yoda marched into the Council room, where the entire Council,(except for Mace and Adi and Obi Wan) were seated. She turned around sharply on her heels, and whacked Yoda across the face with her hand. Then, she turned to Bant and Kit, and yelled, "Are you happy now?!"

Kit nodded, Bant grinned. Kit slowly leaned toward Bant. "On the count of three, we run. She's got that scary look on her face that reminds me of the time I stepped on a Hutt."

Aayla started for them. "One…" She glared, and put her hands on her hips. "Two…"Her lekkus waved angrily. "Three!" Bant and Kit took off dashing, with Aayla just a half-meter behind.

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Back in the game room, Anakin said, "Okay, who's next? Other than Aayla, I mean."

Shaak Ti raised her hand. "Okay, Shaak. Truth or Dare?"

Shaak replied, "Truth."

"Who would you rather marry, if you could, Obi Wan" Anakin shot his Master a sly look (Obi Wan made a fist at him) "-or Grievous?"

Shaak answered right away. "Obi Wan."

Obi Wan leapt up into the air, did some sort of wild victory dance, and started chanting some weird Sithy-like song.

Shaak watched with a puzzled expression. "What's he doing?" Anakin leaned over, and whispered in her ear, "He likes you." She shot him a horrified expression. Anakin nodded wisely. "It's true. I read his diary."

Shaak gagged; Anakin could understand. "But I only chose him because that cyborg nearly killed me!"

Anakin shrugged. "Good luck telling him that, then."

She sighed. She didn't want to ruin Obi Wan's mood, but she knew it had to be done.

Slowly, cautiously, she creeped closer to where Obi Wan was dancing some disco thing, and…

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What happened to Mace? Will Aayla beat up Bant and Kit? How will Obi take Shaak's rejection? All in the next chapter!

Okay, folks, that's all I have time for today! Plus, every game I choose to do will have 1-3 chapters each. This is sort of a sequel to Jedi Chaos for all those who wanted one. I might post in 1-3 days, depends how busy I am. Review please!!