~~A Day A Brat Would Die~~
By: Prof. Sparky
Summary: Sheer forum-inspired AU (I guess) madness. Yulie gets squashed. Sekhmet and Sage get bugged.
That enough for ya? Huh?? g
Rating: uh...PG-13 'cause there's squishing and stuff.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been, never will be. Don't sue. Ya hear me?
A/N: I'd like to dedicate this fic to Vejiita4eva, cause it started out her idea. I just got carried away. g
Anywho, on with the madness!!
CRASH! CLANG! SCREEECH!
The battle between Talpa and the Ancient was at its peak. The Ancient was beginning to tire (he's old, ya know), but Talpa was still coming on strong. That is, until the Ancient jabbed Talpa in the gut with that staff.
SPROING!
Talpa's limbs and head went flying from his body (so THAT's what they meant by "spring-action").
One leg landed in the middle of a small town. The other landed in a lake.
His left arm landed in a tree, and his right scared the poop out of some sheep when it (the arm!) landed in a pasture.
But… what happened to his head? Where did it land?
~~~*Elsewhere*~~~
Sekhmet was lying peacefully in the sun. A shadow loomed over him.
"Hi Sekhmet!" chirped an annoying voice.
"Go 'way Yulie," mumbled Sekhmet.
"Why?" Yulie asked innocently.
"Go AWAY Yulie!" growled Sekhmet.
"All right," Yulie said, and wandered away.
~~~**~~~
Sage meditated, reflecting on recent events. He'd been busy with school, the other Ronins, and was generally stressed out, and not in the mood for what was coming next, as small feet padded up to him (boy, what a run-on sentence!).
"What'cha doin' Sage?" piped the annoying little voice.
"Meditating."
"Oh…wanna play?" queried Yulie.
"No." Sage REALLY wished Yulie would leave him alone.
"Aw, c'mon. Please?" persisted the little brat.
"No.," said Sage firmly.
"Pleeease?" wheedled Yulie.
"No!" Sage was really getting ticked.
"PLEEEEASE SAGE?" whined the demon-spawn.
"NO!" Sage yelled, as he leapt to his feet.
"NO!" Sage yelled as he leapt to his feet.
Suddenly, a shape appeared in the sky. It grew larger and larger, causing a shadow to fall over Sage and the evil one.
"Whoa," muttered Sage, backing away.
"Huh?" wondered Yulie. "Hey, where ya goin' Sage? Come ba-" SPLAT! Talpa's head landed on the small one, leaving only a pair of shorts and a sneaker to be seen.
Sage walked up to inspect the puddle that used to be Yulie.
"Hmm. Definite improvement," remarked a voice.
Sage looked up. Sekhmet had heard the noise, and had come to investigate.
"Definitely," replied Sage.
"Let's inform the others," Sekhmet said, waiting for Sage to catch up.
"They're gonna love this!" commented Sage, as he and Sekhmet left the scene, while blood had begun to ooze from underneath the giant head.
~Fin~
A/N: Oh boy, am I gonna get flamed for this! eg So what d'you think? Love it? Hate it? Don't care? Let me know! There's a li'l button down there, all ya gotta do is click!
And, just to let you know I probably won't write like this much, but it was too good to pass up!
See ya!
~Prof. Sparky
By: Prof. Sparky
Summary: Sheer forum-inspired AU (I guess) madness. Yulie gets squashed. Sekhmet and Sage get bugged.
That enough for ya? Huh?? g
Rating: uh...PG-13 'cause there's squishing and stuff.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been, never will be. Don't sue. Ya hear me?
A/N: I'd like to dedicate this fic to Vejiita4eva, cause it started out her idea. I just got carried away. g
Anywho, on with the madness!!
CRASH! CLANG! SCREEECH!
The battle between Talpa and the Ancient was at its peak. The Ancient was beginning to tire (he's old, ya know), but Talpa was still coming on strong. That is, until the Ancient jabbed Talpa in the gut with that staff.
SPROING!
Talpa's limbs and head went flying from his body (so THAT's what they meant by "spring-action").
One leg landed in the middle of a small town. The other landed in a lake.
His left arm landed in a tree, and his right scared the poop out of some sheep when it (the arm!) landed in a pasture.
But… what happened to his head? Where did it land?
~~~*Elsewhere*~~~
Sekhmet was lying peacefully in the sun. A shadow loomed over him.
"Hi Sekhmet!" chirped an annoying voice.
"Go 'way Yulie," mumbled Sekhmet.
"Why?" Yulie asked innocently.
"Go AWAY Yulie!" growled Sekhmet.
"All right," Yulie said, and wandered away.
~~~**~~~
Sage meditated, reflecting on recent events. He'd been busy with school, the other Ronins, and was generally stressed out, and not in the mood for what was coming next, as small feet padded up to him (boy, what a run-on sentence!).
"What'cha doin' Sage?" piped the annoying little voice.
"Meditating."
"Oh…wanna play?" queried Yulie.
"No." Sage REALLY wished Yulie would leave him alone.
"Aw, c'mon. Please?" persisted the little brat.
"No.," said Sage firmly.
"Pleeease?" wheedled Yulie.
"No!" Sage was really getting ticked.
"PLEEEEASE SAGE?" whined the demon-spawn.
"NO!" Sage yelled, as he leapt to his feet.
"NO!" Sage yelled as he leapt to his feet.
Suddenly, a shape appeared in the sky. It grew larger and larger, causing a shadow to fall over Sage and the evil one.
"Whoa," muttered Sage, backing away.
"Huh?" wondered Yulie. "Hey, where ya goin' Sage? Come ba-" SPLAT! Talpa's head landed on the small one, leaving only a pair of shorts and a sneaker to be seen.
Sage walked up to inspect the puddle that used to be Yulie.
"Hmm. Definite improvement," remarked a voice.
Sage looked up. Sekhmet had heard the noise, and had come to investigate.
"Definitely," replied Sage.
"Let's inform the others," Sekhmet said, waiting for Sage to catch up.
"They're gonna love this!" commented Sage, as he and Sekhmet left the scene, while blood had begun to ooze from underneath the giant head.
~Fin~
A/N: Oh boy, am I gonna get flamed for this! eg So what d'you think? Love it? Hate it? Don't care? Let me know! There's a li'l button down there, all ya gotta do is click!
And, just to let you know I probably won't write like this much, but it was too good to pass up!
See ya!
~Prof. Sparky
