Me - Heeey, if your reading this, may Jashin-sama bless you!
Hidan - YOUR NOT A FUCKING JASHINIST!
Me - Or am I?
Hidan - NO, YOUR NOT, YOU STUPID BITCH!
Me - Or. Am. I.
"Heh." Diedara looked over at the innocent Tobi, then went back to reading Now magazine. (O.O)
"What is it Deidara-sempai?" Tobi asked innocently, oh so innocent.
"If I told you, I would have to kill you, un." He rolled his eyes then continued reading the magazine.
"Then kill Tobiiiii!"
"No, un."
"Pleeeease."
"No, un."
"But whyyyyyy?" He was now on the floor begging, some Uchiha- did I just say Uchiha? No I didn't, I said Akatsuki, yeah...Akatsuki *Shifts eyes*
"Because he's gay." Kasaiko Kagayaki came in through the door, guzzling a bottle of Lucozade, narraly missing the explosives Deidara had purposly put up by the door to keep Kasaiko out of the room.
"Oh for gods sake! How many times must I say it, un? I. AM. NOT. GAY. UN." Deidara threw his magazine on the floor which revealed the article he had been reading: Justin Bieber. (O.O)
"That's not what the Yaoi-fangirl community says." She stared at the dog Bieber as she spoke, fighting the urge to draw a moustache on his face.
"Yeah, well the Yaoi-fangirl community are are-holes, un." He crossed his arms.
"I'm part of that community." She crossed her arms.
"TOBI!"
"IS GONNA DIE, UN!" Deidara pulled out his clay and began to mould,
"YAAAY! Wait...FUCK!" Tobi pelted out of the room, Deidara getting up reading to create 'art'.
"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YO-" He stopped by Akasuna No Sasori, who just happend to be passing by. -_- He grabbed his grabbed Deidara's shirt and started dragging him towards the chair in the corner of the room, Tobi's naughty corner.
"Shh, Shh, Shh, come on now you crazy bitch."
And so, we are left with Kakuzu and Hidan having OMGTOBIHI, Kisame crying over sushi, Itachi eating the sushi, Tobi running from an invisible Deidara, Deidara asleep in the naughty corner, Sasori watching Deidara sleep and Zetsu and Kasaiko getting pissed on Lucozade.(I didn't even know they had Lucozade!)
Hidan - Whoa, they were so out of fucking character!
Me - No shit sherlock.
Hidan - ...
Me - ...
Hidan - Wtf does OMGTOBIHI mean?
Me - It's just censoring sex.
Hidan - But why?
Me - 'Cuz I'm 4Kids.
Hidan - ''Cuz you'r 4Kids'? That makes NO fucking sense!
Me - HELLO AND GOODBYE!
