Chapter 1; gender + name = absolute complications
Prof. Elm: Are you a boy or a girl?
???: -looks down- ummm I m a girl .
Prof. Elm: Are you sure?
???: Yeah .?
Prof. Elm: What is your name:
???: Why?
Prof. Elm: Why is your name?
???: No
Prof. Elm: What is your name? Or you can choose a list of the following; Silver, Gold, Oscar, Amanda
???: Oscar.
Prof. Elm: Are you sure.
???: No.
Prof. Elm: WOMAN PICK A God-beep- name! I m just trying to do my freaking job!!
???: Oh My GOD just give me some time!! This is important and sh-
-30 min. later-
???: Ok I have chosen a name!
Prof. Elm: THANK GOD!
???: I am Kel!
Prof. Elm: Please tell me that s short for something.
Kel: Yeah short for your mom.
Prof. Elm: OK were done here!
Kel: Your moms done he- -automatically in that room at your house- re. Where am I?
Mom: Kel!!
Kel: I think this is crazy mess. -goes downstairs & see s mom - I swear to God I don t know how I got here!!!
Mom: Kel, are you ok?
Kel: You don t know me!! I just named myself!
Mom: Kel I named you that name 10 years ago!
Kel: Ah hell no! I got to pick my sex and my name! So I m my own age, 16!
Mom: You-
Kel: Nope I m gone, peace! -leaves- Lady don t know what she s talking bout. -see s rival-
Rival: and if I do this correctly I will know this chick who s standing two feets around me pokemon so I can steal the pokemon that ll totally pwn it! -see s Kel- ah crap!
Kel: Hey are you gonna steal a pokemon?
Rival: umm no.
Kel: Yeah well if you are cool beans, cause quite frankly I could give a rats ass. A rat that s the thing I want.
Rival: -pushes her out of the way- Ummm Go to hell!
Kel: Excuse me princess!!! -jumps him- I m not going to hell you son of a bitch -Punch! Smack! Pow!- I was just trying to be flippen nice and non carrying but now I ma kick your arse!!!! -kick in the nuts- ah, bitch please -end imagination- . Yeah that d be awesome . -goes in the lab-
Prof. Elm: Ah welcome Kel you re here to choose a pokemon?
Kel: Nah Shit Sherlock Jones! And Oh My God you re the one that made me or something!!!
Prof. Elm: Umm no your mom made you.
Kel: It takes two you idiot! Ya know what screw it I don t even care any more. Please just let me choose a thing. I want that yellow rat.
Prof. Elm: This isn t Yellow, this is Silver or Gold you pick.
Kel: But a yellow rat-
Prof. Elm: Pikachu.
Kel: Yellow rat.
Prof. Elm: Just pick.
Kel: What do I do just throw it on the ground?
Prof. Elm: No just touch it and you ll be able to see a picture.
Kel: This is messed up -see s Totadile- I want that spastastic alligator.
Prof. Elm: Would you like to give it a nickname ?
Kel: Chomper! ^_^
Prof. Elm: Congratulations you are now on your way to becoming a pokemon master!
Kel: Master? Please bitch I wanna be a God!
