Ranma-Chan93: This ll be swell :D Yeah well I wanted to redo the whole pkmn game I guess Gold or Silver funny style. I ll do this with a lot of the games I ve beat, while I m doing this one I ll possibly trying another Tales of Symphonia again. So please enjoy and critique, and I of course do not own any pokemon animals at all.

Chapter 1; gender + name = absolute complications

Prof. Elm: Are you a boy or a girl?

???: -looks down- ummm I m a girl .

Prof. Elm: Are you sure?

???: Yeah .?

Prof. Elm: What is your name:

???: Why?

Prof. Elm: Why is your name?

???: No

Prof. Elm: What is your name? Or you can choose a list of the following; Silver, Gold, Oscar, Amanda

???: Oscar.

Prof. Elm: Are you sure.

???: No.

Prof. Elm: WOMAN PICK A God-beep- name! I m just trying to do my freaking job!!

???: Oh My GOD just give me some time!! This is important and sh-

-30 min. later-
???: Ok I have chosen a name!

Prof. Elm: THANK GOD!

???: I am Kel!

Prof. Elm: Please tell me that s short for something.

Kel: Yeah short for your mom.

Prof. Elm: OK were done here!

Kel: Your moms done he- -automatically in that room at your house- re. Where am I?

Mom: Kel!!

Kel: I think this is crazy mess. -goes downstairs & see s mom - I swear to God I don t know how I got here!!!

Mom: Kel, are you ok?

Kel: You don t know me!! I just named myself!

Mom: Kel I named you that name 10 years ago!

Kel: Ah hell no! I got to pick my sex and my name! So I m my own age, 16!

Mom: You-

Kel: Nope I m gone, peace! -leaves- Lady don t know what she s talking bout. -see s rival-

Rival: and if I do this correctly I will know this chick who s standing two feets around me pokemon so I can steal the pokemon that ll totally pwn it! -see s Kel- ah crap!

Kel: Hey are you gonna steal a pokemon?

Rival: umm no.

Kel: Yeah well if you are cool beans, cause quite frankly I could give a rats ass. A rat that s the thing I want.

Rival: -pushes her out of the way- Ummm Go to hell!

Kel: Excuse me princess!!! -jumps him- I m not going to hell you son of a bitch -Punch! Smack! Pow!- I was just trying to be flippen nice and non carrying but now I ma kick your arse!!!! -kick in the nuts- ah, bitch please -end imagination- . Yeah that d be awesome . -goes in the lab-

Prof. Elm: Ah welcome Kel you re here to choose a pokemon?

Kel: Nah Shit Sherlock Jones! And Oh My God you re the one that made me or something!!!

Prof. Elm: Umm no your mom made you.

Kel: It takes two you idiot! Ya know what screw it I don t even care any more. Please just let me choose a thing. I want that yellow rat.

Prof. Elm: This isn t Yellow, this is Silver or Gold you pick.

Kel: But a yellow rat-

Prof. Elm: Pikachu.

Kel: Yellow rat.

Prof. Elm: Just pick.

Kel: What do I do just throw it on the ground?

Prof. Elm: No just touch it and you ll be able to see a picture.

Kel: This is messed up -see s Totadile- I want that spastastic alligator.

Prof. Elm: Would you like to give it a nickname ?

Kel: Chomper! ^_^

Prof. Elm: Congratulations you are now on your way to becoming a pokemon master!

Kel: Master? Please bitch I wanna be a God!