HELLO!
MY FIRST FMA FIC!
No one reads these anyway…soo… BLARBY FLUB FLUB!
Disclaimer: me no own.
It was just an average day in central headquarters. Colonel Mustang was putting off his paperwork, Havoc was smoking and crying over a lost girlfriend, Furey was scaring Breda with a stray he picked up
To no one in particular Mustang said "Isn't the Full-Chibi alchemist supposed to turn his report today?'
And of course Edo had to walk in just then…
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE HAS TO WEAR SHORTS INSTEAD OF PANTS AND NO ONE CAN TELL!??"
"You of course"
INSERT LONG ANGRY RANT HERE WHILE AL IS HOLDING ED BACK FROM COMMITING HOMOCIDE.'
"Anyway, now that you're done with your spaz attack, may I have your report?" Mustang said smirking.
"Whatever." Ed handed him the messy bunch of papers written in red crayon.
"You're dismissed."
Edo turned to leave but Havoc attempted to talk to him.
"Edo-chan? I've been wondering, what are your pants made out of? They're all shiny. But they can't be leather cause you can move around in them."
**WARNING EDO-SAMA IS OOC RIGH HERE**
"Oh, these are my favorite pants. You know that leather looks cool while spandex is comfortable. So I took a pair of leather pants and a pair of spandex one and I made a PERFECT PANTS CHIMERA! They look badass while have all the flexibility of spandex! THEY ARE MY GREATEST INVENTION!!!!!!!!!'
Ed then skipped off into the sunset while Al runs after him.
And now Melinda knows never to stay up late working on her Edward Elric costume instead of sleeping.
