Technology Illiterates

June 22, 2009

9:31 PM

Ew. Don't speak to me that way.

June 22, 2009

9:32 PM

Leav me al0n3.

Sakura smashed her head on her keyboard, hitting a series of random keys.

"God damn you, Sasuke."

My name is Haruno Sakura. I'm strongly against Internet illiteracy. Sasuke, on the other hand, doesn't give a shit.

"I'LL TEAR YOU APART, UCHIHA."

And that's that.


She's a bimbo. Like I'm ever gonna give a damn about typing properly. She can be as fancy as she wants, I don't care. I get better grades than her. I was in QUEST in Elementary School, for fuck's sake.

"Go to hell, Haruno."

I blame this all on that dobe, Naruto. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have met this psychopath freak show with pink hair. Now I'm stuck with her bitching at me about how I type.

"Literacy is for tools."

It's not like I can't type properly. I just don't want to.


"DATTE FUCKING BAYO!" Naruto screamed into Sasuke's ear the next morning.

The Uchiha prodigy glared directly into his eyes and punched the blonde in the face. Nestling back onto his computer desk, he shut his eyes.

"TEME! TEME! TEME!"

No response.

"TEME, SAKURA IS COMING. SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS."

Of course, if anyone were to make your eyes bleed with illiteracy, it'd actually be Naruto and Sakura would beat the shit out of him instead, but Naruto doesn't think much.

Sasuke propped his head up with his arm and covered one eye with his hand. With one eye, he glared again.

"Shut the fuck up, Naruto."

Naruto frowned.

"Dude. I'm not kidding. Sakura's coming over right now. And- Aw, crap. Doorbell, she's here!"

Of course, Sasuke never actually gave permission to Naruto to do anything. But, being a complete asshole of a friend, Naruto shamelessly invited people over to crash. At his house. And he never even mentioned when he did.

Once, Sasuke was taking a shower and Naruto invited the guys over to his house. Thinking it was funny and thinking he actually had clothes on, Naruto bust open his bathroom door with all the guys and yelled, "SURPRISE".

Naruto was banned from coming to his house for 2 months.

Soon enough, the pink panther entered his room. And better yet, she had her laptop in hand. Another exciting summer day of "TYPE PROPERLY, FUCKTARD."