"Say, Morticia, what do you think of my new tie?" Gomez Addams said as he walked into the room with a noose around his neck.

Morticia stopped knitting what appeared to be a three armed sweater to turn and look. "Why Gomez, it's positively ghastly...I love it. But something's not right..."

"Not tight enough?" Gomez checked the knot. "No, that can't be it, I can barely breathe as it is. Just the way I like it!"

"I know, it's the knot. You tied it all wrong." Morticia stood up and quickly fixed it for him. "There, now you're ready to paint the town gray."

"Hey, my favorite color, excellent choice!" Gomez placed the cigar in his mouth and quickly rang the hanging noose to call for Lurch. "But before I go, I need to check on something. Where is Lurch, he usually shows up after the first gong."

"Perhaps he's with Wednesday and Pugsly, I do believe they told me they were going to dig up Uncle Grimace a few hours ago. And we all know Lurch is the best digger among us."

Gomez chuckled and took out the unlit cigar for a moment. "Of course, when grandmama went to dig him up after he'd been mistaken for a corpse and buried last year, she found him filling in his grave when she got there."

And just then there was a large explosion and Fester came flying through the window, landing between the two.

"Nice landing, old boy." Gomez said as he helped Fester up. "But next time try to stick it, makes for a better entrance!"

"I know that, if this was my fault I would've!" Fester shouted. "But this time it wasn't! I was just standing outside, minding my own business as I was playing Hot Grenade with Thing, when all of a sudden this weird metal man came out of nowhere and blasted me through the window!"

And then suddenly Iron Man came flying in, landing in front of the three. "I am Iron Man, and man you are one tough fat man." He said to Fester.

"Thank you!" Fester responded happily.

"Now see, that's an entrance!" Gomez spouted as he took in the sight of Iron Man. "Can't say that I've heard of you though, Mr. Man, but welcome to our home!"

Iron Man looked at the three for a moment before starting to hover off of the ground. "I was going to blast you three, but you bastards are way too freaky for my taste. I'm out of here. ...Actually, I think I'll blast tubby again, never mind." Iron Man blasted Fester through a wall. "Iron Man out." He flew away through another window.

"Whoever that was..." Fester mumbled from the debris. "That was the greatest explosion of my life! I think it fixed my back!" He got up, but there was a loud crick not a moment after. "Oh, no, never mind. I'm gonna...gonna lay down for a moment." Fester hit the ground like a ton of bricks.