MANDOVA
Be prepared.
The team ran out to face the incoming horde of pudding-minions that regularly buffeted the city of Shuggazoom on a regular basis. The skeleton king image that was plastered on the flying robot seemed
to be in a state of uncaringness as he commanded his army to defeat the monkeys. Pudding splattered everywhere as the team mercilessly sliced through the mass of bodies. As the fight was over, the team having said every attack that they had done out loud, they began to clarify their surroundings.
"Where's Nova?"
Back at the robot Nova lay in her bed on her side, watching the door of her cupboard as it opened. Inside, was an orange monkey wearing a thong that may have shown too much.
"Are you ready for me?"
"I'll always be ready" Nova said as a smile appeared on her lips.
At that the orange monkey lunged at her and the two forms disappeared under the sheets.
The team barged into Nova's room, where they saw the yellow monkey lying next to an orange one, the former with her arms around him.
"OH FIDDLESTICKS...what now?" Mandarin said as he noticed who was at the doorway.
Mandarin decided to fumble as he climbed out of the bed, clawing for some support as he noticed he still had 'some left in him'. He tried to cover his genetailia with a pillow, to no avail, and realised that he wasn't getting out the doorway. He dived out of Nova's window, and forgetting how high her room was, landed with a bone-crunching squelch at the bottom of the robot.
"Why does everyone I have sex with kill themselves?"
"But I thought Antauri...oh yeah"
Chiro looked at Antauri and remembered that he was a robot.
"Well" Antauri said "I think we could just forget about this incident and move on with our lives" Everyone agreed.
At the base of the robot, Mandarin tried to move his limbs but felt a wall of pain blocking the way. He started to scream for help, when a thoughtful soul passed nearby.
"You'll be an excellent addition to my collection" Gyrus Krinkle said with a malicious grin on his lips.
"W-where are you taking me?" Mandarin said with fear in his voice.
"Why, to my collection of course"
"NO-NO-NOOOOOOOOOO" Mandarin screamed as he was scooped up and taken to the basement of no return.
That is what really happened to the 'good' Mandarin.
