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"Who wants to hear a joke?" said Jake in a fake raspy voice while playing with a ventriloquist pelican dummy in his hand.

"Not me." said Diaz.

"Heh, heh! Yeah, ya do! Here it goes: why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?"

"I don't care!" said Terrence.

"'Cuz he had a very big bill! La la la la! Yuk yuk yuk!-"

"Bad joke. Bad pelican joke." commented Captain Holt as he walked by.

"-Blah blah bloo! Yay! Hurray!" Jake continued concurrently, oblivious to Holt's feedback.

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